LIFE OF AGONY
Wely
Despair. Isolation.
Regret. Loss.
If you've
never felt
any of these,
don't bother
listening.
ROADRUNNER
LIFE OF AGONY
2800
you can get after you've said this
to a real skater's face.
Dan Loeser
Pleasant Hill, CA
A kick in the ass is better than a
good push. Ted
STALE DISH
Procure a June '91 issue and flip
to page 50. Lester Kasai says,
"Two feet of vert is too much and
one foot is not enough. Some
where in between is best for the
right pitch. I don't skate vert
much, what does he mean? I
mean, it seems that three, four or
five feet would only increase
speed and loft, right? Also, has
anyone done an eggplant, stale-
fish-style? If not, you should name
it a phenomenon and send me
Thrasher Pike
$1000.00 for inventing it. Then
Sluggo could do a frontside phe
nomenon, and I'd split the pro-
ceeds with him.
Zeke Zadfrack
A stale eggplant is also called a
eggdrecht while a stalo frontal
is called a casketmaker. Ted
ANGEL DUST
SC
First off, I want to say that Jake
Phelps totally fuckin' rules. I have
had a subscription for the past six
years, and the first thing I always
read is his column. Next, I would
really like to address all of the
skaters out there. It seems so
cliché to say, "Hey, everyone, be
yourself and don't let anyone get
you down," but that's what I have
to say. I used to try and keep up
with the trends of big pants and
clothes and then the white every-
thing trends. I hadn't skated for a
year until this summer, and I finally
realized that I don't have to have
white shoes to do good or have
fun. So, if you want to follow the
trend, I'm not stopping you. But,
think about this: If Mike Carroll
blows out his brains, would you?
Adam Ray Mullett
Holland, MI
MOSES' LIST
Ten Things You Need To Know
1. Your mag fuckin' rips.
2. Girls are God.
3. Mind your own business.
4. Parents are horny
5. Old people are slow.
6. Don't forget to breathe.
7.
It's my lucky number.
8. Slow sex, sunset-style.
9. Heroes are zeroes.
10. Shit, fuck, goddamnit, crap.
heck-cussing is good language!
Pedo
Orlando, FL
11. Never rat on a pal. Ted
RIGHT TURN
I'm in Daytona, Florida, right.
now, in my hotel room across the
street from Stone Edge Skate
park. I've been living here in this
hotel for the last three weeks so I
can skate the skatepark everyday.
Thrash
Marop
Thrasher
POB4570
CAS-0
THE TOP 501 REASONS
REASON No.
064
WHEN YOU'RE OLD NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF WHAT YOU WORE.
501
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ORIGINAL 501 BLUE JEANS LEVI STRAUSS & CO. 1995