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have brains and guts too.
So stop being a bunch of
macho nerds and help
me to believe that men
have brains that are big-
ger than their balls
Blanca Kemmler
Morfelden, Germany
Why don't you send in
some pictures of your-
self skating? Ted
WEAK LINK
I have two responses
to letters in the May
94 issue. The first goes
out to "Really Fuckin'
Pissed: Listen, you
prepubescent asshole,
you're the reason I get harassed
and chased out of every good spot.
You're giving us all a bad name. So
they took your chain, get another
one, keep getting them. Show
them they can't stop you. If you run
out of money, clip
paperclips together
or get a rope, any
thing that repre-
sents what they're
trying to take. That
way you're fighting
back openly, instead
of sneaking into the
parking lot and dick-
ing up her van, like a
common criminal
The other response
is to Valerie and Liz
Ugly chicks, we know
who we are. You don't
need to worry about
posers stealing off our
style, we'll find some-
thing new, we always
do. Posers know deep
inside they can never be as cool as
us because we'll just show them
up again and again. I live in a sub-
urb where posers run rampant, but
I beat 'em every day. If you'd quit
complaining and use your head,
you'd have less problems.
Mellow in Suburbia
Prozac is forever. T-ed
RABID FROTH
This letter is for all you kooks
who write in and bitch like a bunch
of pansy old ladies. Most of you
skate only because the few origi-
nals make it look cool while you try
and bust opposite-footed 540 kick-
flips to nutbusters when you can't
even ollie a curb. Also,
to all the new posers who
think because they carry
a skateboard that automat-
ically means that they're
punkers, go and whack off
to Green Day and your cool
new MTV video. You're a
bunch of corporate pup-
pets. The first mother-
fucker with a DK shirt on
who thinks Jello Biafra is a new
pudding will get his
board shoved up his
ass along with all of
his Pearl Jam worship-
ping buddies. Punk is
finally getting raped
by corporate America
and all you guys are
comin' in your pants
Jerm
El Cajon, CA
Sid lives. Ted
CHEER LEADER
Your article "Jocks
Suck in the May issue
is a true one for me,
except I was forced to
stick with it. After about
two months of football,
I injured my knee. I'm in physical
therapy now and probably won't
skate for about three more months.
Jeremy Champion
Ottawa Lake, MI
Charles Manson
never had to play
football. Ted
EASY STREET
I want to com-
ment on the way
some skaters com-
plain that their life
sucks. Time for a
reality check: Look
around, your life
is so easy. A week
ago, I was on the
bus going to a
skate spot when
I sat down next
to this guy in a
wheelchair. He
said that he has
always wanted
to skate, but couldn't because he
has multiple sclerosis. I felt like I
was going to cry. Then, this other
dude gets on and sits across the
aisle from us. Homeboy was full-on
mental. The psycho-dude goes on
about how his life has been cor
rupted by the system and the city is
run by aliens. My spot came up and
thought to myself how normal my
life was, I told myself that I wasn't
mental or crippled and that my life
was pretty okay. So,
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