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all you skaters out there who think
your life is fucked, stop and think,
do you really have it that bad?
I
Keeb
Northridge, CA
Ever been to New Jersey? T-ed
TEEN QUEEN
I find it very offensive that you'd
title an article "Jocks Suck." For
one, that is totally stereotypical, not
all jocks act that way. And even so,
that was about football, so what's
the point of putting little kids in
soccer uniforms that don't really
care if someone skates or
not? Usually, your arti-
cles are pretty good,
but this one really
pissed me off, and
just don't know if
I can get over this
so fast. I don't even
think that I can look
at another Thrasher
the rest of my life. No,
maybe I'll get over it by
the time I'm eighty-
two, because I won't be
able to read by then. Just
try not to be so stereo-
typical in the future, or if you don't
care, well you suck, not jacks.
Sharon Turner
Bremerton, WA
People who stereotype suck. Ted
HUMAN ENTRÉE
In response to "Easy Ozzy" in the
February '93 Mail Drop: Mr Brim-
stone, if I ever cross you, you're
dead, I live in South Texas, so
by your own standards,
I'm a man. But I'm more
of a god to you and your
idealistic outlook and
ignorance. Anytime I ever
hear you refer to vampires
again, I will hunt you
down and rip you
apart, then I'll feast on
your family. That is all I've
got to say to you, you petty, loud-
mouth, big-talking infidel. To the
rest of you mortals that mock vam-
pires, you can copy us all you want
in your protected houses. But if we
find you on the streets, you're food.
Cylan
Baytown, TX
BAD ADVICE
It appears too
many mothers
have silenced
the once true
replies to Mail
Drop. Please,
let a reader of
this lame excuse
Circa 1965
for a mag lend a hand. This letter
pertains to the April 94 Mail Drop.
Little Wonder: Nothing wrong here.
Super Hero: I didn't know that the
Village People had a super hero.
Hey Punisher, lighten up. If you
hate preps so much, pick
one out and beat the
shit out of him. Pissing
in lockers and mastur-
bating over your BB gun
collection isn't going to
scare anybody. Let 'em
know who did it, ya free-
dom fighting faggot.
Wave Good-Bye: Islam
on concrete, so I skate.
Actually, you suck. Brag-
ging about your sores
has always been for fags.
Midnight Stalker: Break
up with your chick and do up hot,
ignorant, Sassy-reading, Breeders
listening, nice car driving, trendy
girls. It's suddenly cool to fuck poor
dirtbags, so take advantage.
Dew It: This guy rules. I love the
smell of deodorant mixed with my
own musk. Try cupping your farts
with your hands and raising them
toward your face. Girls love a guy
who loves his own shit.
Last Word: He said enough.
Flush Twice: Who cares? Your
band still sucks.
Tight Wads: Don't let the
industry suck you into their
gay fashion trends.
Boon Dog: Move.
Rave On: Hi boys! I'm a
dancer. Perhaps you may
have seen me on MTV's
The Grind. I love Madonna. She is
so controversial. I'm sorry for saying
skaters bite housers and ravers.
What I meant was ravers want to
suck skaters.
Dr Proctor
St Augustine, FL
You're fired. Tedi
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