Thrasher Magazine August 1994 — Page 4
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FUNTEERBY
REDWOOD CITY CA
KATE MOSS
This is in response to the letter
the two runts from Seattle wrote in
the May '94 issue: Before you start
talking about fashion, research the
roots of skateboarding and you will
find it was never meant to be a
fashion show. It is all about skate
boarding, friendship,
and being a true
individual. Weak.
Import all tortes, shorts and
log cabin forts to:
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reducing pollution and congestion.
However, bad weather prevails for
most of the year, so skateboards
are not always practical. Everyone
knows snowboarding is for sissies,
so when the snow falls, we have to
take to our autos, But since the gas
burners were outlawed, the state
came up with a truly
excellent alternative
THRASHER
and trendy grunge
music is nothing but a
sorry rip-off on the
punk music that fueled mil-
lions of alienated kids into some-
thing positive. We bet Henry Rollins
is your idol now because he's open-
ing for Pearl Jam. Where were you
when he was singing for SOA and
Black Flag? We don't have a prob
lem with new school skating. In
fact, it's pretty rad. But dumb ass
attitudes such as yours only pervert
and twist what skating is all about.
It never mattered what you wore,
only that you were having fun.
JG & MD
North Carolina & New Jersey
Tell me, how individual can two
people be? T-ed
MIND BLOWN
What's wrong with me? I loved
Kurt Cobain. Why did he have to
die? When Kurt Cobain left the
earth, another star went from the
sky and plummeted into the hearts
of so many young people. Please
don't blame me. Please hear me.
A Cursed Fan
Royal Oak, MI
He set the music free. Ted
SMOKE SHOW
Way down here in Trailer Park
City where the grass is dirt and the
girls smell shitty, you may not know
it, but skateboarding is mandatory.
That's right, it's like this: Pollution
levels in the cowboy states have
reached such outlandish levels that
in an unparalleled act of wisdom,
the Wyoming State Legislature has
outlawed the gasoline-burning
engine. This means that in the
warm months of summer, the citi
zenry of Wyoming is forced by law
to take to sidewalk surfboards for
their transportation needs, thereby
fuel: Liquefied
hashish. Thanks
to this wondrous
miracle of modern
living, the cars get better hash
mileage, the air smells dandy, the
birds smile constantly, and every-
one is joyous. Enclosed is a picture
of us next to our 1955 Studebaker
Champion Hashishmobile.
King Gerbil & Boy Jupiter
Casper, WY
Donate your brains to science
before it's too late. Ted
HOT BOX
I'm a female pro skater for a little
German company called Coyotes
Steal the Moon, but whenever I flip
through skate mags, I ask myself if
I'm the only one in the world. In all
the imbecile 'zines, girls are always
good for showing tits and ass, but
they never get props for their skate
abilities. Why don't you guys try to
look for a modern Laura Thornhill?
It can't be that all American girls
are pussies, there must be some
rad female skaters
out on the streets.
Don't just ignore
them, give them
coverage! Sure,
it's nice we have
firm tits and vel-
vet crotches, but
there is more to
us women. We
WOODY HARRELSON JULIETTE LEWIS
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THAT TAKES A LOOK
AT A COUNTRY
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OBSESSED BY CRIME
AND CONSUMED
BY THE MEDIA.
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