Uncle Burly
Bug-Eyes Busts Knowledge
PRANK SKANK
There's this girl in my class who
bugs the hell out of me. Every time I
make a dumb lame-o joke, she is the
only one who laughs, and I can tell it's
a fake laugh. What should I do?
Jeff Lovell
Idaho Falls, Idaho
Learn some better jokes.
SIZE MATTERS
I was at my friend's house jacking
off to a Penthouse we had just ripped
from the gas station. All of a sudden
my friend says, "Boy, your dick is small
for your age." What should I do?
Get a girlfriend.
BETTER STILL
Pissed Off
Aspen, Colorado
I'm twelve and I'm not a pro yet,
but better than an amateur. I want to
know what moves I should work on.
Explain them step by step if you can,
just in case I don't know how to do
them. Help me become pro. Please!!!
Bobby Smith
King, North Carolina
BAD YE
Bobby buddy, chill out. Relax and
skate for fun, because once it is
work, it's just not the same.
BOTTOM DOLLAR
I'm a thirteen-year-old from Comp
ton, and I want to know why you have
to drop-out of school to become a
skateboarder? Because I don't want
to drop-out, but if I have to, I will.
Iv
Danny K Lockwood II
Compton, California
Stay in school for as long as you can,
not all skaters are drop-outs. School
is cool if you make it that way.
BURL'S BUDDIES
Can you tell me your favorite skate-
boarders and if you really skate?
Levi Rheal
Sitka, Alaska
Well, I'll tell ya, it's not who the
names are, but the people who live
to skateboard that are my favorites,
because they don't care about
trends, clothes or tricks, they care
about style. And yes Levi, I skate.
Question Uncle Burly, c/o Thrasher,
PO Box 884570, SF, CA 94188-4570.
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