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The key to success when preparing
culinary skarfitude is to go out and
skate hard for a couple of hours
beforehand. After that, you will be
hungry enough to devour this
meal without hesitation.
mixture. Cook for 3-5 more minutes.
Then add fishheads and hot sauce
to taste. Serve hot between two
slices of bread and skarf while
you're still hungry. -Chef Pierre
FISHHEADED SPAMWICH LIES THEY TEACH
⚫18 oz can of Spam
•1 package of ramen noodles
3-4 fishheads (trout preferredi
.1 raw egg
•1 jar Gerber sweet potatoes
2 tbs of creamy peanut butter
•¼ cup chopped olives
• 2 slices of bread
Louisiana tabasco sauce
Boil enough water to cook the
noodles. Cut Spam into slices
and place in hot skillet. Steam
the craniums for close to five
minutes, using a wire rack in a
pan with water boiling below
the rack and a lid over the
whole shebang. Combine
sweet potatoes, peanut butter,
egg and olives when Spam
turns brown. Strain noodles and
scramble them into the skillet
YOU IN SCHOOL
Teachers shovel a heavy load down your
throat from kindergarten to high school,
but this is where we shed light on the
so-called truth some are trying to push.
Columbus did not discover America.
The Native Americans were here for
centuries before and had their own
lifestyle, culture and religion. Everything
the Indians ever had was systematically
stolen. Every treaty ever made with the
Indians was broken, and even to this
day Navajos in Northern Arizona strug-
gle against rich mining interests that
want to desecrate Black Mountain and
plunder uranium.
Zorro
Send in your own lies they teach in school
and look for more in upcoming issues.
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