Uncle Burly Desperate Dudes
FLAT TIRE
Two years ago, a wheel the size of your fist
cost five dollars and now wheels one-third that
size average the same price! What's the deal?
Jesse Herring
Homer, AK
Hey Jes, I talked to some wheel manufac-
tures and they explained to me that ure-
thane is cheap, but labor is expensive.
Pouring, cutting, lathing, printing, tooling
and making molds is where the costs lie.
HALF-BACK
I stopped skating for a year and when I
came back all I had was an old Caballero
with no nose that's as heavy as a friggin'
football player. I still only ollie 8" high. Do I
need an up-to-date board or just leg muscles?
A Ticked-Off Skater
Minneapolis, MN
Ride whatever you have until there is noth-
ing left. And when you get a new one, don't
follow the trends. Buy what's right for you.
About the leg muscles, keep practicing
and you will be ship-shape in no time.
ELEMENTAL PROTECTION
I was standing in the local 24-hour conve-
nience store sucking on a Slurpee and
laughing at the National Inquirer when this
burly biker chick comes in and asks, "Whose
stupid skateboard is that out front?" I asked,
"Why?" And she said, "I thought you might
want to know, it's melting." I was sure she was
joking, but my laugh was cut short when I saw
my three-week-old V2 slip skin Speyer with
big air bubbles in the slick coating. What can
I do about it?
Dylan Tucker
Kingfield, ME
All boards are subject to the
elements. Keep your axe in a
cool dark place when it's
not in use. And
most important-
ly, keep it by your
side at all times or
you'll lose
it even.
quick-
BF
He closed his eyes and
thought happy thoughts as
she jabbed another needle
into the roof of his mouth.
Deeper, deeper, he could
feel it passing through lay-
ers of skin, flesh and carti
lage. Breathe slow. Exhale.
Inhale. Ignore the stinging
The liquid passed through
the syringe and towards
its destiny. Soon it
would null all feel-
ing away. Three
down, five to go.
This one went
into his gums.
She was slowly
exacting revenge
on his teeth for his
refusal to floss..
She was spitefully
torturing him for gob-
bling his beloved..
SUPER SUGAR
CONNIPTION BOMB
1 1/2 scoops ice cream
+2 tsp. coffee syrup
2 tsp. chocolate syrup
1 1/2 tsp. maple syrup
1 1/2 tsp. maraschino
cherry juice
1 maraschino cherry
-12 oz. soda
-1 large glass
Put ice cream in glass. Put
in all sauces and syrups and
top it off with soda. Stir in the
glass or blend it in a blender.
Finally, place the maraschi-
Sludge
Wagon
no cherry on top. Don't drive
or operate heavy machinery
while drinking this drink.
(Recipe by Chris Terry of
Waban, MA).
COLOSTOMY
CRUNCH
•1 rice cake
•2 scoops
marsh-
mallow
Bluff
2 scoops
of peanut
butter
(creamy)
⚫shredded swiss
Gather rice cake, fluff,
creamy peanut butter and
swiss cheese. Spread
marshmallow fluff on the
rice cake followed by the
peanut butter and the swiss
cheese. Pop it in the mic-
rowave for 23 seconds.
Don't let a whole lot of stuff
run over the edge of the
cake, because then you'll
have a real mess. Take out
and enjoy. (Recipe by Justin
Houghtaling of Greer, SC).
Scrawl all recipes to
Sludge, c/o Thrasher, PO
Box 884570, SF, CA 94188.
WATAWARO
+
DR.M
SOLE
CUSHION
Na
NA
SANTA MONICA NEW YORK SANFRANCISCO
310 39 990 212 496 2955 415 861 NANA
FOR CAT. & STICKER SEND $2.00 TO:
NA NA DEPT TH. 1228 3RD ST
SANTA MONICA CA 90401.
MAIL ORDER INFO 1 800 347 4728
WHOLESALE INFO: 310 394 5305
⭑
GENUINE NA NA 14 EYE D.M.'S ALSO AVAIL AT
ECCENTRICITIES TAMPA LOMA VISTA
HARDWARE-KANSAS CITY: WILD PAIR-
USA & MORE FROM COAST TO COAST
20
PHOTO: PAMELA HOLLAND MODEL TORNA
اليف
decks
Z-RoßleR
slick
skinz
Forg
is
function
blanks
hollow axles
Z
Products P.O. Box 5397 Santa Monica California
90409 (310) 476-4857