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BATTERED BOY
My mom says she
might make me quit
skating because my legs are cov-
ered with bruises and my arms are
covered with scrapes. Shit, right
when I learned kickflip railslides.
What should I do?
Bruised Up
Hicktown
Tell her she's right and explain how
boring skating is compared to rock
climbing, T-ed.
BLOOD BITER
Your words are like a dull butter.
knife that punctures the skin after
you inflict a hard, steady pressure.
And as the blood spills, drop by
drop, I collect it in my cup of pain.
Then I take a hearty sip and wash
my hair with the rest. Quench my
thirst again!
Jasmine
Fall River, MA
Get out of the sun. T-ed.
CHILLY WILLY
I am a chilling snowboarder stud. I
don't pull trash like tailgrabs. I stick
to weak stuff like a triple backflips off
a ten-inch jump. Oh yeah, I had a
question. What do you use for first
aid if you crash into a tree?
Crutches. T-ed.
HOLE TRUTH
Have you ever been
so horny that you took a
second glance at the
Swiss cheese?
Dane "Cheddar Hill
Wartrace, TN
No, but I might just
consider it. T-ed.
BEAT STREET
she said she wouldn't as
long as I stopped skating
and gave her my
board. I told her that I
would give her money
but then she said she
would tell all my friends.
if I didn't give her my
board. What am I to do?
Please help me, I only have till
school starts to make up my mind
because she is in Europe now!
I Wish I Was PeeWee
San Francisco, CA
Anyone who has never choked the
chicken has a problem. T-ed.
UNDER WONDER
One day I was walking down the
street in my usual black leather mini,
Doc Martens and velvet shirt, when
I saw this alley and walked over to it.
All of a sudden, I fell into a deep.
deep hole. When I landed it was on
the biggest ramp I've ever seen. I
looked up and saw the cutest guys!
They all stopped, turned off the Chill
Peppers' music and just stood there
staring at me, totally astonished!
After five minutes of complete
silence, one of them finally came up
to me and said his name was Mike.
I asked him where I was and he said
Hell I was in the center of the earth. I told
The latest cheese-whiz
skate bite from
Madison Avenue.
I have this major prob-
lem. I am a fifteen-year-
old skater into mastur-
bating. I know that
sounds hella screwed up but that's
just the way it is. Well one day I was
in my room masturbating and my
sister came in. I almost freaked, I
just froze there and she did the
same thing. After about ten seconds
she said, "I am going to tell mom." I
begged and pleaded her not to and
him my name and then
he took me over to
another guy named
Robert and introduced
me to him. I liked them
both, but Robert
seemed a little nicer.
He was really funny.
and treated me won-
derfully. In fact they all
did! And when I found
out they didn't have
any girls down there I
understood why. I told
them I couldn't stay
and they were all heart-
broken, but I promised I would come
back. Now I'm home and I've real-
ized I'm in love with Robert. But
when I try to look for the hole I can't
find it! What should I do?
DJ
The Continent
Turn on the light. T-ed.
Notice of Sq
Parking Violation and Intention to Notify Department of
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