Thrasher Magazine November 1992 — Page 5
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            DEAD, WHITE AND
BLUE
"Heads"
Debut release from this
intense hard rock trio.
51128-2/4
CHITE
THE GUN CLUB THEGUNCLUB
"In Exile"
A collection of this
band's favorites from
circa 1987-1991,
never before released
in the U.S.
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JEFF DAHL &
POISON IDEA
A tribute to the late
Stiv Bators mashed
together with three
new tunes from both
punk masters.
51137-2/4
PIGMY LOVE CIRCUS
"Drink Free
Forever"
"Self-proclaimed"
kings of LA. prove once
more that they can pull
trains with their teeth
51058-2/4
MOTORCYCLE
BOY
"Popsicle"
The album that boasts
of being "produced by
the New York Dolls
Sylvain Sylvain!"
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TRIPLEX
RECORDS
8 THRASHER
DEA D'HON
BIGMY LOVE CIRCUS
MOTORCYCLE
Popsicu
WATCH
YOUR
BACK!
or you
might
get
hurt.
Distributed by Relativity Entertainment. Also available post
paid through Triple X Mailorder: $9.00 per cassette, $13.00
per CD. Please add $1.00 per item for shipping.
Overseas customers add $3.50 per item. California residents
add 8.25% sales tax. Triple X Records P.O. Box 862529,
Los Angeles, CA 90086-2529.
44 MAGNUM
I'm sick and tired of people saying
Thrasher is useless. Just today.
after the mailman shoved my most
current issue of my very favorite
mag through the slot, I ran out the
door, grabbed it, ran back inside,
killed three flies and smacked my
whining cat in the ass with four swift
blows. Now I ask you-does this
sound like the repercussions of a
useless piece of literature? (You
could drill holes in it for greater aero-
dynamics and efficiency).
Steve B
Detroit, MI
It tastes good, too. T-ed.
DUPED DUDES
A few weeks ago, me and some
of my friends were skating at a local
spot. There were some other
skaters there and they asked us if
we wanted to go to this skate shop.
We said, "Sure," and put our boards
in their car. Then they drove off. One
of them came back and gave our
boards back but two of them were
broke and they kept my wheels!
What should we do?
Get a leash. T-ed.
CLOWN SUIT
first girls were saying, "Danny Way
and Tony Hawk," and we go, "Why?"
And they go, "He's hot." We got to
the last two girls, and T-ed, these
were the most beautiful girls I'd ever
seen. One said, "Well, I think Rod-
ney holds his own." Then she starts
telling about all these tricks she likes
to see him do. Then she walks to
her car and pulls out a freestyle
board and was ripping it. Well then
we went to the second beautiful girl
and she says, "To tell you the truth,
T-ed from Thrasher is way cool. I
love the way he answers those
lousy letters. I never seen him skate.
but his remarks make up for it." T-ed
buddy, these girls were down! I got it
on video. Five bucks a copy.
Team Hardcore Whore
Texas
BOTTOM LINE
I am yet another concerned and
caring human being who refuses to
let bullshit like Linda Shill's letter
slide by (Aug '92). I have a few
pieces of advice for this, obviously
confused and uninformed, woman.
Firstly, what is vulgar and morally
Darren S.
decadent is children who are raped
OK, City Or Hell and molested by their relatives, peo-
I was walking through the local
mall with my board, a Big Gulp and
my new Plan-B extra baggy jean
pants. On my way out to Dulaney
High School, a killer spot, three
jocks called me a "fucking skater"
and said that "skating sucks." I told
them to suck a fart out of my ass-
hole. They didn't think it was funny
and slugged me in my stomach. I
swung my board and hit one of them
in the shoulder bone. Then the oth-
ers kicked my ass. They stole my
board and spilled my Big Gulp. How
can I get back at them?
Adam
Jockinfested, MD
Date their girlfriends. T-ed.
HARD COPY
Some friends and I all chipped in
to buy a video camera. So we went
to the square and there was a
bunch of chicks hanging out. We
thought we'd mess around and ask
them some questions and tape it.
There were six girls and we asked,
"Who's your favorite skater?" The
MAIL DROP
THRASHER
SAN FRAL CA
44188-4370
ple being eaten by other people, the
economic situation in half of the
world... not Thrasher. Secondly, to
say that Thrasher borders on being.
pornographic is a joke. This maga-
zine is more wholesome than porno-
graphic and what you find within it is
a lot less pornographic than what
you find within most women's maga-
zines. Thirdly, do you not let your
son watch TV or leave the house? If
you do, you are defeating your pur-
pose in not letting him read
Thrasher as doing these things will
cause far more damage than read-
ing Thrasher ever could. Fourthly.
burning Thrasher will just make peo-
ple want it more and book burning
works to deny human freedom.
Finally, if your husband has some-
thing to say, let him say it. Stop
being a puppet for other people and
quit being so uptight about insig-
nificant things and start trying to do
something about something that
really matters.
Mieke
Iqaluit, NT CAN
The truth shall make you free. T-ed
RDWEAR
GAME IN STYLE
TM
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