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PARENTAL PRIMER
How to suck up to your parental
units for fun and profit:
Say, "I deeply respect the music
of the sixties. May I have $1,000 to
start my Beatles CD collection?"
Demand to read the Doonesbury
comic first. Titter uproariously, even
if it makes no sense.
Ask for $500 so you can take your
friends to see Oliver Stone's JFK.
When your skateboard breaks,
go, "Reagan mesmerized me, gave
permission to my greed, and forced
me to buy overpriced, shoday mer
chandise. Give me $180 and I will
buy a replacement that is ergonom
ically correct, imported and ap-
proved by Consumer Reports."
Ask Mom to teach you how to tie-
dye T-shirts.
punks and started preaching the
word of God to us. Everybody
laughed at him, so he threw rocks
at us and mooned us. The cops
came and took him away. It turns
out, the night before the guy was
doing some weird things in front of
a deer.
The Boogy Boys
Nowaren, New York
Religion can do strange things to
people. Ted
SHAREWOOD FOREST
No doubt about it...skaters are
modern-day Robin Hoods. They
ollie the rich and stoke the poor.
Long live them all!
Friar Truck
Cutter, Maine
So it is written. So it is done. T-ed
HIPPY HIPPER
In reference to "Burned-Out Hip-
pie, in the January 1992 Mail
Drop, my Dad denied writing the
letter to you. After an altercation
with the police, his 2x4" carpet-
bagger board was impounded.
Since then his only move on a
skateboard is a "Wilson."
The Mut
Los Angeles, CA
PERMISSION SLIP
My friends and I were skating our
Recite Mr. Letterman's sneering favorite spot when a cop stopped
lists of ten.
and screamed at us to leave. What
Always snicker at Quayle jokes he didn't know was that we had
and say, "If
peasants who
live in trailer
parks are ever
so stupid as to
elect him presi-
dent, I suggest
we all move to
New Zealand."
Promise you
will always wear
nerdish safety
Ron Seigal slashes while a bespectacled
helmet and will Andy Howell looks on with his eyes closed.
permission to
skate there. We
told him, but he
didn't believe us.
Then the owners
called the cops
to tell them we
could skate. Is
this a first?
Chad O'Brien
Springfield, VT
HOT MAMA
My mommy is
never smoke red-necked infested by Satan. She's down-
cigarettes.
stairs yelling and fire is coming out
of her face.
Admit skateboarding is only a
foolish, passing phase, and that
deep in your heart you desire noth-
ing more than to wear a three-
piece power suit with a power tie.
hold your pants up with red sus
penders and be a scumly lawyer.
Zippo
Ventura, CA
JET PROPULSION
When I want to allie I just fart and
jump. Am I weird?
Mean Bean
Try hitting your tail. Ted
MOON ROCKS
The other day we were skating at
the supermarket parking lot when
this old guy said we were worthless
Shelby & Christian
Get some marshmallows, hot dogs
and a stick. T-ed
HEAD BANGER
I recently found out that slamming
is damn near as much fun as mak-
ing a hard trick, especially if you
are going fast. Learn to appreciate
it, a good slam is hardcore.
Rob "Scabs" Levesque
Old Dutch Riders
Then you'll dig "Meatballs Don't
Bounce" on page 46. T-ed
SID IS DEAD
Just out of curiosity, where does
Jon Stain get off even thinking of
comparing our beloved Sex Pis-
W. MANOLOTO S.
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