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tols-may Sid live on forever-to
Guns N' Roses? Do you, Jon, really
think society is still going to be lis-
tening to them in twelve years? I
think not. I'm completely insulted. It
makes me wonder where this waste
place we live in is going.
One Sad Skater Chick
Nowhere (AZ)
It's 1992. Sid was a heroin addict
and a murderer and he never even
played on a Pistols album. T-ed
RAIN DRAIN
blood was pouring from my nose. I
tried to get up but the bastard
kicked me in the face, and when I
was lying on the ground again he
repeatedly kicked me in the ribs. Fi-
nally he left, and I was lying on the
ground moaning with pain, I picked
up my board and walked home with
a broken nose, a swollen cheek
and two cracked ribs. Now my par-
ents are really pissed at me for
starting a fight and getting my ass
kicked. They already took my board
away and just sold it to some six-
I live in Portland, Oregon, and it teen-year-old for fifty bucks. On top
really sucks. The
only dry place to
skate is the bowl
under the Burnside
Bridge, but my
mom won't let me
go there because
she says it would
make my cold
worse. I haven't Madrid, Spain, locals inspect their
skated in a month new public park. For info on this and
and I'm afraid I'm more European spots, see page 26.
going to lose my
love for skating. What should I do?
Bummed Skater
If you ever had it you would know
you will never lose it. T-ed
DEVIL MAY CARE
It is hot down here, but it will be
hotter when you arrive.
Satan
Downstairs
Yeah, when hell freezes over. T-ed
SECOND COMING
T-ed, when you die I want to take
your place. I don't care about the
wages, I just want your job! So.
when you're on your deathbed.
don't worry about who will take your
place, just worry about your will, be-
cause when you're dead TB-ed will
take your place.
Envious Monteboy,
Travis Burgess
T-ed will never die, but send re-
sume and salary requirements
anyway. T-ed
PUNCH DRUNK
I'm a studly skater who can't con-
trol his temper. I
just can't seem to
solve my problems
without using vio-
lence. I sure hope I
learn soon. Last
week I was skating in this awesome
parking lot when this guy came out
of the building and said. "Get your
scummy face out of here before I
shove that skateboard up your ass!"
So I walked up to him and punched
him real hard in the jaw. Unfortu
nately the punch wasn't hard
enough to knock him down. I felt a
tremendous pain in my nose and
went blind for five seconds. When I
came to I was on the ground and
of that they said
I'm not allowed to
skate until I can
control my temper.
"Psycho" Lagote
Los Angeles, CA
At least he didn't
follow through on
his promise. T-ed
FAR OUT, MAN
Life's good, but I
have a problem.
My dad was a hippie, so he figures
I should also have my hair cut like a
hippie. This is bullshit! If I want a
skater's cut, or any other kind of
cut, I should be able to get it. It's in
Is
the Constitution. What should I do?
Skater with Dumb Haircut
Denver, CO
Start smoking weed and protesting.
see what happens. T-ed
MURF THE DERF
Red Fred sled bread instead med
said. Get it?
Dick Cheese
Med should be capitalized. T-ed
CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY
Why do decks all look the same? I
think it is a government plot for all
of us to quit because we can't
choose the one we like. Put that in
your pipe and smoke it.
I think you already did. T-ed
DROP THE BALL
Fucker
A little while ago I got in trouble in
gym. My coach made me and my
friends write a report about any
sport activity. I
chose skating, but
he said skating.
wasn't a sport.
After that he made
me do a totally dif-
ferent report. What's up with that?
Steve Chambers
Austin, TX
He's right. Skating is not a sport.
it's magic. T-ed
ILL WIND
T-ed: If I wanted to hear an ass-
hole, I would have farted.
J-on
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to
you. T-ed
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CONTROL
HAS
NEVER
BEEN
MORE
IMPORTANT
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