FINGER SLICE? NO DICE!
U-BOLT IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER
MOUNTING HARDWARE INNOVATION-THE
"SHORTY" U-BOLT. IT'S MADE ESPECIALLY
FOR RISER PADS 3/8" OR THINNER. EXTRA
THREAD LENGTH IS ELIMINATED FOR A
PERFECT FIT, LEAVING NO ROOM FOR
FINGER SLICE OR EXCESS BAGGAGE. FOR
THOSE WHO RIDE TALLER RISERS, THERE'S
THE REGULAR U-BOLT, TOO. SOMETHING
FOR EVERYONE HERE AT U-BOLT,
BECAUSE WE ALL FIRMLY BELIEVE,
ONE SIZE DOES NOT FIT ALL!
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HYPO SQUIRT
The hypothetical situation of the
mainstream of frequency commen-
ces the abundance of high-
powered alms to relieve the
molecular structure of the earth's
density, therefore causing the
belligerent reader to compensate
the geological perpendiculum of
the hypotenuse of a equilibrium to
a minus object of possibility to a
name, unique, type of quadrangle
ability. Thrasher is bonfire material!
Mike "The Brain" Peoples
Jacksonville and Burlington, NC
Hey, are you vibing us?!? T-ed
TOSS OR TURN
To Jay Tatara, who wrote "Envi-
ronmentally Re-Started," in the July
1990 issue of Thrasher. Jay
commented on how Thrasher was
made of 100% recyclable material.
And so I was just wondering what
kind of stupid idiot would throw his
Thrashers away to be recycled!
ZODIAC SMACK
A Skateboarder
I am a Leo, and I read
the horoscope in the
August issue. Well.
anyway, I got a new girl-
friend and tried a curb
trick and broke my arm. I
should have listened.
Slappied Down
At least your new girl
can help nurse you
back to health. Ted
THE CHURCH LADY
Earlier today, my friends and I
noticed that at a church where we
usually get busted there were little
kids tic-tacking and stuff. There
were also people on bikes just
riding around. Anyway, we decided
we wouldn't get busted because
those people were practically
skating in front of the cops. As we
were skating up the street toward
the church, the people in the
parking lot left. They looked at us
and scattered! When we got there,
this lady comes out and says we
can't skate there because the other
people won't ride until we leave. I
think that's discrimination!!!
Someone Who Must Look Evil
Tennessee
Actually, I think the word is private
property. Ted
BLAST FROM THE MASTER
Jake Phelps' blast of the Master
Blaster in September "Product
Patrol" is the same feeble brain
mentality that just outlawed side-
walk skateboarding on Venice
Beach by the LA city bigwigs. And
admit it Jake, the Master Blaster
is fun. Didn't you have a ball blast-
ing it around the Thrasher office?
Jimmy Moore, President
Calmóc Enterprises, Inc.
Temecula, CA
For about three minutes. Jake
TO T-ED, WITH LOVE
This letter is in reply to the letter
in your September issue entitled
"To Sid, With Love." Personally, 1
like your "smart-ass remarks." They
have made Mail Drop one of my
favorite departments. A female
friend of mine has even started
reading your mag because she
gets a kick out of your remarks.
Keep up the good work.
Jeff Lyvers
Hicktown, GA
And thanks for writing down her
phone number on the back of your
letter. T-ed
MRS. CLEAN
My name is Jessica and this will
probably be my second unpub-
lished letter. I love skating and
Thrasher, but I don't love the un-
caring hatred put out by some of
my fellow skaters. Don't tell me to
shut-up and quit complaining
because I'm probably talking about.
you. I don't like to my see skate
spots trashed. If you want to be
slobs, do it at Burger King where
someone else will clean it up. If
you're not thinking about what
you're doing to this planet, none of
us will be here long. Maybe you
don't care, but I do.
*
LEAVERTON
Jesse
Pittsburgh, PA
Bremerton, Washington was just
named most livable city by Money
Magazine. I live here in Bummer-
town and it's illegal to skate on
public streets. Now how can it be
the most livable city in the U.S.
when you can't even skate? Also,
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