Skarfing
Material
with Chef Boy-Am-l-Hungry
Hey gourmaniacs-Chef Boy here. I'm
pre-empting the usual monthly fictional
biscuit to bring you this special feature. Try-
ing to find skate fulfillment in this chaotic.
high-tech, rule-laden world is becoming in-
creasingly difficult as we approach the close
of the century. The last thing a die-hard.
wheelhead wants to think about before a full
day of flailing is what to cook. You need the
fuel if you want to rule, however, so here's
a daily meal plan. It will free your mind from
the time-consuming task of food selection
and allow you to focus on the most impor-
tant thing in your life-skating. I've provided
the staples, you just worry about staying on
that maple....
10:00 a.m.-CHEESE CINNAMON
EGG CAKES
• 2 eggs
⚫cinnamon
¼ cup cheese (diced)
2 tbsp water
½ cup pancake mix (any "add water" brand)
Mix the eggs, diced cheese, pancake mix
and water in a bowl. Fire up a frying pan, boot
down some butter and pour in the blend-o-
bowled ingredients. Shake some cinnamon
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6:00 p.m.-MAX'S DOGMALES
1 package hot dogs 1 can enchilada sauce
Masa Harina corn flour (corn tortilla mix)
water
Brown them doggies evenly in a skillet. Mix
the Masa Harina and water according to the
directions on the package. Using a rolling pin
or a beer bottle, flatten a portion of the goop
into a tortilla shape. Slap down the dog, driz-
zle on some enchilada sauce, then seal that
puppy up. Brown it in some melted butter in
a skillet and mow heavily. Other variations
include the gutsy Linkmale (with a Louisiana
hot-link and hot barbecue sauce), the ever-1
popular Pope-in-the-corn (with Polish
kielbasa), and the esoteric New Age Tahini-
weeny (tofu dog with tahini in an oat bran
tort). Recipe submitted by Max Fox of
Berkeley, CA.
STRAWBERRY-BANANA FROSTY
1 cup strawberry yogurt
1
big banana (peeled) 2 cups milk
Dump it all into a blender, churn for sixty.
seconds, and you're ready to chug. Recipe
submitted by Carl Gambell of Auburn, NY.
GUACO-HOLY
• 1 avocado
1
tsp lemon juice
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
hot sauce
1 tsp mayo (if desired)
¼ cup each diced onions & tomatoes
Yank the pit out of that green goddess of
fruits and cut her into chunks. Put this in your
favorite bowl, add the next four ingredients.
and mash it all up with a fork. Add the tomato
and onion, stir a little more, and you're ready
to grub. Tastes great on chips, rice cakes or
even dogmales. Recipe submitted by Jo Tan
of Phoenix, AZ.
4 tbsp unsweetened cocoa
onto the cooking mass, then scramble it all
up as if you were making scrambled eggs. TEXAS SHEET KICKER CAKE
Serve it up and skarf it down-it's the best
breakfast around. Recipe submitted by Dee
Cates of Valencia, CA
1:30 p.m.-HUNGRY SKATER'S
SNACK MIX
½ cup pretzel sticks
¼ cup salted peanuts
½ cup Chex brand cereal (any flavor)
¼ cup shredded coconut
¼ cup dried apple slices
¼ cup dried pineapple slices
¼ cup chocolate chips
Put all of the ingredients into a big Ziplock
bag and mix well. Go skate your favorite
illegal spot and make sure you bring the
mixture with you for extra energy. Recipe
submitted by Dave Jones of Fort Leonard
Wood, MO
2 sticks margarine
• 2 cups sugar
½ tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda
½ cup sour cream
FROSTING:
• 1 stick margarine
1 tbsp vanilla
• 6 tbsp milk
•1 cup water
• 2 cups flour
1 tsp vanilla
• 2 eggs
1 lb. powdered sugar
4 tbsp cocoa
½ cup nuts (optional)
Melt the margarine in a Texas-sized sauce-
pan. Add the agua and cocoa and bring to
a bubblin'. Add the remaining stuff while stir-
ring lightly. Pour into a greasy, floury, shal-
lowy baking pan. Bake for 15 or 20 minutes
at 350° Meanwhile, make the frosting as
follows: Melt the margarine, cocoa and milk
in a sauce pan. Once again, bring to a bub-
blin' and add the rest of the crud. When this
SCRUFF (ENERGY FOOD OF THE cools a bit, spread it on your cake and have
GODS)
1 can of your favorite chill
2 of your favorite Pop Tarts
Put chili in a bowl and nuke till it resembles
something from the Toxic Avenger. Crush the
Pop Tarts into tiny bits, snow them on the chili
and voila! Recipe submitted by Jim "The
Bone" Vertovec of Memphis, TN.
a sheet-kickin' good time. Recipe submitted
by Jerome Whittington, Bangkok, Thailand.
EAT WELL, DRESS BETTER
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