Comas
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hronic Joe lives down
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the hall from me. It has been a few
months now and I still haven't the slightest
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clue what his deal is. His sleeping habits are not normal and you
'can hear his alarm go off at around three in the afternoon. He skates about
four miles to work at a head shop every day. I don't know what his last name is and
I don't want to know. He has two children, whom he loves, and a mullet. No, not a
mullet, a skullet--a shaved head with a patch of hair in the back. He plans to dye it
black with a white stripe in the middle, like a skunk. He is a gnarly artist for sure and
has had his drawings on a few Death Metal bands' record covers. He likes Wu-Tang
and told me he used some of his blood on his recent painting. Chronic will go to your
house and do the mullet leap off your porch. Look out. Nik Freitas
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The Problem Solver
-black and white, etc., 8" x 32"
IS THICKER THAN WATER
Children of the Grave-acrylic on wood, 53" x 29"
toner, dirtbag, skater, artist, and Big Poppa. Chronic would kill
all your weed and drink all your beer. Chronic is a slut and a freak
and has a mullet. A gangsta mullet. Chronic is dirty. Chronic hates
you. Chronic pisses himself. Don't be like Chronic Joe. "Momma
don't let yer babies grow up to be outlaws..." Sure is weird writing
about myself and I hope it's interesting enough. I'd rather let the
pictures talk for themselves. So check them out. I'm gonna end this
by thanking some peeps and if you think I left you out, well, tough
fuckin' shit. Thank you everyone who skates, Black Sabbath, Paco
at New Skool, tattoos, Chris Pessimiser, Noothgrush, Apeface,
Agents of Satan, Hirax Max, Dennis Dread, Nik Freitas and
Thrasher, Luis, Taki, and Justin (Room 21), everybody at
Paramount, George Lucas for making Star Wars, everybody at 83
13th, all the San Jose dirtbags, and you! Last but certainly the
best to the two most beautiful people on this shithole planet,
Arianna and Jocelyn, Daddy loves you. Laterz.-Chronic Joe
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Noothgrush/Agents of Satan-split 7" cover
Violent artistic imagery aside, Joe enjoys a good frontside rock as much as the next guy.
Storm Trooper (record-release poster, blacklight version)
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