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The haze from the valley com-
bined with the pumped-in oxygen
made for a permanent fuzz in my
skull, but here's what I think I saw:
Danny Way: Slammed four times
jumping out of a helicopter. Made
the fifth in front of his mom, won
the high air at 14.5 feet. Think
about this: he's jumped out of a
helicopter eight more times than
any of us.
Tony Hawk: The John Elway of
skateboarding got his ring (Best
Trick 900) and duly retired from
the contest circuit. Thanks, Tony.
Bob Burnquist: Switch ten-foot
frontsides and stales. The only one I
saw grind the beast. Kickflip Indy
nosebones ten feet out!
Blink-182: Inhalant-induced mall-core.
Tyson fight: The jinx continues, as
Mike knocked out Orlin Norris after
the bell in the first round. Norris
would not come out of the corner at
Round 2.
Team Pierre: "Filming" with Jack
Daniel's bottle.
Sergie Ventura: Shuffle kickturns
under coping?
Neal Hendrix: Looked scared.
Where's Giorgio?
Carson Daly: Leather coat, blonde
bimbo. (JLH?)
Tom Green: Canadian corner crittler.
Las Vegas: A monument to gam-
bling futility.
Chad Vogt: Found a condom floating
in his foo-foo drink and freaked.
Sal Masakela: Roll in.
Colin McKay Backside tailslide
shove-it.
As we see this 1000 years fade
into oblivion, relish in the
thought there may not be any
more. So hold on to a big turd
when the toilet gets flushed.
-Adrian Dorn
Left: The biggest make of the day
went to Danny fucking Way.
Above: Riding down the schoomer back-
wards is tough enough, but Bob-O goes one
tougher switch 10-foot straight leg.