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SKATEBOARDS!
AFTER
Hamas
24yrs. OF SKATING BILL DANFORTH
BETTER KNOW WHAT A GREAT SKATEBOARD IS...
BAD TRIP
MALL
P.O. BOX 884570
SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94188570dall
I just wanted to say hello; I just love
you. And I wanted to know just what
happened to SKATING? I remember
when you wanted to skate you and two
other guys would go over to Seth's place
and skated his halfpipe with Black Flag
or something blastin' on the radio. Now
it's like, "OK, I feel like skating, I'll just
go halfway across town to some piece-
park, pay $5.03 to get in, and
skate with little cholos in my
in my way and lit-
tle 11-year-old girls standing
everywhere! And what the
hell does "mainstream" mean
anyway? Please help me.
Chooie
Albuquerque, NM
Chemical dependency is treat-
able. T-ed
HOT DATE
What I want to know is, why
do girls skate? They might do
a flip trick or a shove-it
here and there, but
guess what? I got some
news for you: they still
suck. The Rookie
team? Who the hell are
those people? Girls should stick
to painting their faces and looking good
for us men. Leave skateboarding for the
men. It's our sport and it always will be.
Brindle Pit
San Francisco, CA
Ladies? T-ed
STORM TROOPER
I'm a private in the US Army, currently
going through boot camp in Ft.
Benning, GA. I am on Sand Hill at 2nd
Batallion 58th Infantry Brigade, also
known s2/58 House of Pain. If I only
had a board I could fuck some shit up. I
think they built this base to be skated,
'cause all the curbs and steps one e place
or another go to a gap. My partner
Parker and I check out all the skateable
terrain when we go to get our hair taken
off. We aren't allowed to have maga-
zines like Thrasher because they say it
interferes with our training, but like all
skaters I break the rules, and between
my partner and I we managed to smug-
gle in some skate mags. We
were checking out the May's
'99
issue and got t the idea of
telling you about all the se-
crets on Ft. Benning. Our
of
company even has this set
stairs that have some fat smooth gran-
ite benches in front of them. All the
are smooth as a well de-
transitions
are smooth as a
signed skatepark. The
breezeway from the
from the chow
hall has steps leading to a
courtyard with a brick lay-
steps
out and smooth four-foot
flower boxes made of brick.
We also have a set of 20
with a smooth
a smooth
handrail which flattens out
on the way down. All the
shit around here is a dream
come true, till I realize I
can't skate it. The drill ser-
Call
ser-
geants would probably
smoke
The
ke the shit out of us for
skating here since we aren't
allowed to have anything
not army-issued. Most of the time I'd
kill to wear civilian clothes. Hell, I would
wear Vans gear instead of all the camo
shit. At least we get cargo pants. Get
back at us if you want the full-on tour.
you want the
In 39 days we will be graduated and
able to skate this shit. You bring the
board and shoes and we'll tear it up for
you. By the way, I'm from a small town.
outside of Grand Junction,
Colorado. I'm 19 and have
been skating for 1 1/2 years.
My partner Parker is from.
SoCal and was sponsored by
Planet Earth. We love beer.
and buds. Write back if you
want to hear more shit.
Pvt. James Salmonson
Ft. Benning, GA
Call in a bomb threat and the place is
yours T-ed
ENVELOPE OF THE MONTH: Daniel Perez, Santa Paula, CA
Daniel Perez
324 N. Citrus at:
Santa Pauls.Ca 93060
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