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THRASHER GHETTOCHILD
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PO Box 884570
SanFranusco, CA 94188-4570
I'm going to kick your ass and get oney with it!
good news for y'all. In two years
skating will be deader than your
THC-filled sorry excuse for a brain.
Do yourself a favor and quit skating
today, because if you think skating
sucks now, just wait till good decks,
wheels, and trucks are harder to
come by. You know what else I
have noticed? Most of you out
there complaining started skating
about eleven years ago!
Hmmm...what was skating like
back then? Does the word "main-
stream" come to mind? So all you
fools stop your bellyaching about
that shit 'cause you really loved
skating then it wouldn't matter who
else was doing it.
Urethane Head
Honolulu, HI
What goes around comes around. T-ed
HOT ROD
How can you say
Ed Templeton is
"Still Gay After All
These Years" when he
has a wife and he draws
sexual pictures of
naked girls? T-Eddy,
you're fucking
moron, and I bet you
couldn't skate half as
well as Ed Templeton.
Jesse Rosemoore
Crestline, CA
"Still a pervert after all these years" is
much more appropriate. T-ed
QUICK FIX
I won't be too long 'cause I know
you will get maybe 1,000,000 more
letters discussing the same god-
damn issue. I was sitting on the
john this morning taking my morn-
ing dump when I came across the
letter of a certain journalist. Yes, it
was the letter of that hobag Sharon
Needles. Excuse me, Sharon, let me
ask you a question. Are you really
that stupid? Do you even know
who the fuck Arlo Eisenberg is? It's
beyond me how a journalist can
write a letter telling young skaters
that they may not have much hope
in future society, when that journal-
ist doesn't even have the decency
to go out and get some info about
people she writes about. I thought
that was part of your job, bitch.
Arlo Eisenberg is a professional
rollerblader. Personally, I have no
problem with him or with the other
rollerbladers 'cause, you know,
whatever floats your boat. Sharon,
please stop writing Thrasher your
dumb-ass letters because we all
know you must have written this
during your daily fudge-packing
session. I don't really know how I
can make you see how fucking stu-
pid you sounded after I read that
letter, but there may be a way. I'm
sending a professional skater and
the skater missionaries to your
house, at my
expense. Please lis-
ten seriously to what g
they have to say...you
pathetic piece of
dung. Maybe we'
should get you to
star in one of
those gay-ass
Arizonal Jeans
commercials. You
would fit in well with those fruit-
cakes. To everyone else, keep on
skating even when this whole
skateboard/snowboard craze ends
(like it always has in the past).
RUSTY NEEDLES
Ben
Westchester, NY
First she wrote that dumb-ass
article, and now this? Is this chick
for real? Is everyone in Wichita
Falls this fuckin' stupid? I'm a
skater chick and I definitely don't
say shit like "totally bogus dudes."
Save that for the surfers. And what
the fuck is "yama jama"? I would
like to smack this bitch with my
skateboard. Arlo Eisenberg, a
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