"WHY WOULD READ A
BOOK WHEN CAN PLAY
A VIDEO GAME. WATCH A
MOVIE, OR EAT CANDY?"
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you can be yourself; plus it's fun to trav-
el and fuck around in the van, destroy
shit, litter, all that shit. Also, the kids are
awesome at demos because they're up
for destroying shit too. I love littering.
What are you going to do when you
can't skate anymore?
My dream is to sit at my house with
every fuckin' video game, tons of candy,
ice cream, Cokes, and meat byproducts,
and just kick it. I got DirecTV so I can
watch Game Show Network. It's fuckin'
great. Maybe I'll move to Japan. and get
a job at a video game company; that
would be awesome. If I landed a job at
Nintendo of Japan, that would be the
greatest day of my life. I would get to
see the development of games like
Super Mario 642
4 2. Plus I'm sure they are
working on a new machine to just beat
the shit out of everyone else. This is
never gonna happen so I'll shut up
about it now.
Have
e you been to Japan?
Yes, I've been six times in the last
three years. It's so fuckin' awesome
over there. When I go to Japan I eat at
McDonald's or Burger King every day.
Yes, as much as I love Japan I don't
really like Japanese food. Dunkin'
Donuts is really big over there; it's
awesome. They have melon soda and
all kinds of other crazy flavors.
Have you seen any new movies lately?
No. I'm not into very many movies.
Most of them look totally shitty. I like
horror movies, Hong Kong gun movies
Clockwise from far left: Play on, player. Jeremy stands fully erect on a torrid
backside 50-50. Blockbuster wouldn't carry a video that depicts graphic acts like
this frontside lipslide. Unable to hold back any longer, Jeremy explodes over the
roof of this milky-white shed with the money-grab mute.
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