Who creates the most ruckus on Warner?
Dustin.
What's lacking on Warner?
Not that many fine girls.
What kinds of girls wander over here?
Weight lifters mostly. Weight lifters with bad long hair,
bright red lips, the worst outfits on, and saggy asses.
Can any tricks be traced to Warner Ave?
Mostly just freestyle.
Like Mullen?
No, not that technical. Freestyle like just a little bit of everything.
Who on Warner is most likely to vomit?
Reynolds. Reynolds doesn't drink that much, but when he
does, he drinks a lot. He gets real happy for about an hour and
sings; then he pukes for about an hour. Then he falls asleep
next to Boulala.
What should people know before they try and come to
Warner Ave?
You have to get the tattoo. Permission from the Pissdrunx,
the tattoo and the secret handshake.
Top to bottom: Why is it always
the most unfit that are destined to
be the most emulated? Kids! Get
some rock star shades and practice
up on your high jumps like your
new hero Ali "Barstool" Boulala.
Simply smashing! Dustin "Devil's
Spawn" Dollin rose from the flames
of hell to come to OC to whirl
frontside slide biggies in just under
1000 tries. Big Brad Hayes hops the
gap fakie and flattens a tailslide
with one of the smoothest styles in
Orange County.