ON BOARD
FUN BOX
CONTEST WRAP UP Q: How do rednecks practice safe sex?
RAMPRAGE 4
June 7-8, 1997
Tazmahal, Montreal
Street:
1. Chris Senn
2. Phil Shao
3. Dan Drehobl
4. Eric Koston
5. Wade Speyer
6. Ian Helliker
7. Jesse Paez
8. Casey McDonald
9. Eric Mercier
10. Alex Gavin
11. Raj Mehra
12. Dan Pageau
13. Jason Carbett
14. Ethan Fowler
15. Andy Roy
Best Trick (Street):
1. Phil Shao
2. Chris Senn...
3. Chris Senn..
4. Wade Speyer
5. Dan Drehobl
6. Dan Drehobl
7. And Roy
8. Roy/Speyer
9. Jesse Paez.......
BS TS revert
FS 360 Handrail Lipslide
FS Kickflip Grab
..50/50 into Quarter-pipe
Drop-in from Handrail
Vert to Wedge Wallride.
Fakie Wallride
Vert Combo Cross
..BS 360° Tailgrab
10. Josh Kalis.................Switch TS on Handrail
11. Eric Koston
Vert:
1.Pierre-Luc Gagnon
2. Max Dufour
3. Jay Stevanson
4. Mike Pragnell
5. Barry Walsh
6. Dave Campbell
7. Bill Weiss
Best Trick (Vert):
..Nollie Nose Bluntslide
1. Pierre-Luc Gagnon ..Varial Kickflip
2. Max Dufour...........
3. Jay Stevenson
4. Mike Pragnell
5. Walsh/Tillson.
6. Bill Weiss
Kickflip Indy to Fakie
McTwist
Heelflip Indy
Alley-oop Indy
Varial McTwist
5 Greats:
1. Urethane
2. Steel
3. wood
4. Concrete
5. Neosporin.
- ORR MENARD
cambria, c
A: They mark the sheep that kick.
-Dan Spurling, Fields Landing, CA
Q: How do you castrate a redneck?
A: Punch his sister on the chin.
-Craig W, NJ
A baby polar bear goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, am I a
polar bear?"
His mother says, "Of course, you're a polar bear. I'm a polar bear and your
father is a polar bear."
The cub says, "But am I 100% pure polar bear?"
She says, "Go ask your old man."
The baby polar bear goes up to his father and says, "Pop, am I a polar
bear? I mean, 100% pure polar bear?"
His father says, "Of course you're a polar bear. I'm a polar bear, your
mother's a polar bear, both my parents were polar bears, both your
mother's parents were polar bears, all of our grandparents, both sides,
were polar bears... yes, you're 100% pure polar bear. Why do you ask?"
The cub says, "Because I'm fucking freezing."
-The Joke Man
FIRING LINE-David Blaine
Age: 23 in magic years
Height: 73 inches
Shoe Size: 10 1/2
Sponsor: Adidas
First Trick: Levitation
Latest Trick: Lisa Miller
Years Performing Magic: 19.
Favorite Place To Perform Magic:
The streets
Favorite Book: Confederacy of Dunces
Favorite Music: Biggie Smalls and Bill
Withers
Inspiration: Houdini
Fears: Lightning
Words Of Wisdom: Surround yourself with people
who help you grow
Shout Outs: Mark G, Harmony, Mikey D
-Mark Gonzales
Police
Blotter
THE AWFul
TRUTH
Clipped from the Colorado Daily
-Clint Murphy, Boulder, CO
wvno sold his clothes?
Spirit Seeley, 19, and Ryan
McQuiston of Boulder were both arrested
for third-degree assault after a punching
and swearing incident. According to the
police report, McQuiston said he was at a
local consignment shop when he discov-
ered "most of his clothes" hanging on a
rack. He called Seeley, his former girl-
friend of five years, asking if she had sold
his clothes. According to the police report,
they agreed to meet outside the 7-Eleven
on Walnut Street, where Seeley says
McQuiston hit her with a phone and then
punched her on the mouth. According to
the report, he skateboarded off, and she
followed him, both swearing. Seeley
says he then hit her in the face with the
skateboard. McQuiston denied this,
saying Seeley hit him in the face with
the phone, while he threw his skate-
board at her. When a police officer
arrived, he saw Seeley chasing
McQuiston, who was yelling, "Just
leave me alone." A witness told police
the two were swearing at each other all
the way down the street. She allegedly
yelled obscenities such as "F-
dick, fyou," while McQuiston
yelled, "F- -bitch, f-you." The
skateboard was confiscated by police.
POET'S CORNER
I go to a park
with my skateboard in hand.
Those who are bladers are the ones
I can't stand.
If they cross my path
I'll beat them down.
That's what happens when
they skate on my ground.
Bladers are pussies
as we can see.
If you blade,
bow down to me!
I am a skater
pure and true!
So, if you're a blader,
well, then, Fuck You!
-Ryan Vickers, Sunnyvale, CA
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