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Just when
we thought we'd
seen it all, some-
thing new comes
along to show us what
time it really is. Funky
fresh and oh so fly, the gay
rap artist known as POOF has
arrived to slay all the sucka MCs
with his razor-sharp tongue. So,
sit back and relax as he takes you
on his ego trip:
First off, tell me what POOF stands for.
It stands for Phull O' Flava, 'cause that's what I
am: phull o' flava.
Maybe it's just me, but I only spell out POF.
Yeah, but POF was wack, so I put in the extra O
and made it POOF 'cause that sounds way more dope.
You just dropped your debut record, Your Ass Is
Mine, which has been pretty well-received in the
gay community. So, tell me, what do you all have
to be so hardrock about?
What, you think just because we're gay we can't be
gangstas? I've got suckas tryin' to get hard with me
everyday, so I'm just here to tell them to step up or
step off before I show 'em what hard is. Don't think I
ain't packin' a nine.
Some have compared your style to Lil' Kim
and Foxy Brown. What have you got to say
about that?
I say that Lil' Miss Thang and Funky Brown bit
my style and have been makin' big money offa
me. I have always been a true playa for real and
Gucci and Chanel is how I'm livin'.
Do you consider yourself an evil genius?
Hell, yeah, I do! The concepts of my
rhymes are just too phat! I mean, they are
so beyond the comprehension of the
mere mortal, it ain't even funny, my
shit paints pictures. And straight
rappers, they might touch it just
a little bit, but no one can.
touch me. .unless you're
a fine man.
-Al Goode
CSE
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