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you guys 3
because I
don't have
any. I've never
met you guys.
but I'll talk shit
anyway 'cause
I'm sick. But I
still get no
coverage.
What do I
have to do.
kiss ass? have
an image?
wear a wrist
guard and put
fucking catsup,
on my face?
Fuck that! I'm
a blader, and
I'll rip on any
of these scar-1
covered,
ripped jeans wearing, motherfucking
skateboarders. I dare you guys to
interview me. I'll fucking beat off.
I've been putting up with shit for too
long. I thought that when I quit
smoking weed, I actually would
have gotten some coverage from you
guys. What the fuck, yo mama has
taken photos of me sole grinding
some sick curb, how come they
never get printed? Because
I'm not some funky fresh guy
from Salem or Corvallis who
moved to Portland to make
his big blade career? I've got
everything I need right here
except a Kodak Funsaver dis-
posable camera. Maybe I
could be making trips up there
so I could get some photos.
But some of us have to work
real jobs and go to school
because our mothers can't
even pay us enough money to get off.
Come on, you guys control blading
and you fucking love it. Gee, you
guys let Tom Knox make a come-
back, how about one for me since
never even fucking started? Man, I
work from 9:00 am to 10:30 am
everyday and then drink gin and
tonic from 11:00 am until I pass out
and get no respect from it. But, let's
see, Jamie Thomas can skate with his
homies and he scores an interview.
Maybe that's it. If I skate everyday.
do 40-stair 5-0s and immense gaps, I
can get some coverage. I'm almost
glad you guys printed that
shit. It makes me angry. I
blade better when I'm
angry. You guys have.
knocked me down, but I
guarantee that somehow,
some way, I'll get back up.
Sam "The Spinner Spencer
Bend, OR
DEVIL TIME
Listen up, yo. I'm tired of
all these pussy ass faggots
who think Satan exists. In
fact, most Christians:
(Mormons. Catholics, etc).
don't believe in Satan. When
the Bible was written, Satan,
or Bezelbub, was created by
the monks who wrote the
piece of shit from a popular.
Celtic God named
Cernunnos, who is the God of
Nature (he had horns and
hoofs of a stag, does that sound
familiar?) and the God of the
Otherworld, which is where your
body goes when the soul passes on
to another body (the monks used)
this to make a hell). Now, what about
the fire and brimstone? Fire and
brimstone comes from the
Second Puritan Great
Awakening in the New
England area. It was
created to get the
pews filled up and
to scare the shit
out of non-believ-
ers and get them to
convert. Since
then, faggots who
wear black all the
time and call them-
selves Gothic (orig-
inally a Germanic
tribe and cathedral
style) have created this
Bezelbub into a giant ferocious being
who wants you to kill your family
while they sleep (the backstabbers
they are) and put them in a duffel
bag by the train station. To make it
short and keep you awake, "Satan
worshippers" are pathetic, worth-
less fools who were created by peo-
ple who needed some sort of
promised land from prosecution to
be taken to. Forget religion, being a
Celt is a way of life.
THRASHCA
Opium, the Celt
He's the prime suspect in a terrifying mystery.
The police are after him and so is the murderer.
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