Spread overview: Straight from
the O, Max Schaaf skated to the
908 boom of Too Short and soared
into first place in the highest ollie
competition.
ting crazy, Tim getting crazy. Max with a giant
frontside air to good night, Markovich in there
getting crazy with a backside spinner. Chet drop
ping into the biggest frontside air you've ever
seen. Cardiel goes under Phili, huge frontside air,
Cardiel to 540 bail, out there getting crazy. Chel
Thomas, 360 flip to fakie. Nollie-oop backside
disaster by Phil, backside tailslide by Phil all the
way across the ramp, Markovich chasing Brauch
chasing Max, Oh!, Markovich tried to go under
Tim and they just crushed. Crush Kill Destroy
Big destruction from above. Everybody getting
killed, Chet Thomas, head-high frontside flip to
frontside grab on the shall part spring loaded
monkey fuck Cardiel tried to lipslide under Chet
doing a frontside flip and fucking Chet lands on
top of him and they both go dawn like two
spoons ragdoll to the flat, good hight. Tim,
Suge frontside air. Phil underneath Max with a
huge backside air. Max was underneath him.
Phil goes down. Tim felt standing Fucking
Wade's in there. Max is in there. Mad house.
Fucking nutcase. This shit is a fucking insane
asylum. Wade underneath Tim. This shit is
fucked up. Retardiel ragdoll. Everybody's losing
Sion, alley-oop 50/50 off the extension, Greg
Carroll's losing his mind, Phil Shao, Mach 10
right into your fucking hair. Rune's in there. This
shit is hectic. Max, Smith grind to big ollie into
the audience. Phil Shao, off the extension
frontside air oh! overhead high. Wade is out
there taking control, Cardiel goes heads up with
their minds. Chet, giant frontside alley-oop from
the small part. He goes higher than the ramp.
Markovich, air to fakie boardsnap. Markovich
scrabbling for a board. There goes Rune.
Fucking Max, Cardiel, and Timmy weaving
through each other like a fucking basket case.
Markovich trying some crazy shit over in the cor
ner on a beam. Phil dropping in with Cheta board. Cardiel locks a backside, looks like he's
Childress. Rune's in there and five minutes left
of the jam. They've been going for ten minutes.
Chet, 360 kickflip fakie. Timmy chasing Chet
Childress. Max and Wade almost death rock.
Cardiel almost taking himself out. Nobody wants
to run into Cardiel. Freakshow on the loose, Roll-
o on your head. Welcome To The Terrordome,
that's all I've got to say. This shit is fucked up.
One man enters, no man leaves. Max from the
deck of the small part to lipslide on the exten
sion in. Max getting busy. Markovich getting
crazy. Max into the audience. Wade switch back-
side lipslide, rollin, roll out. Send in there just
for the fuck of it. Oht. Senn down. Greg's fuck
ing up, telling all kinds of people to get in there
when they're not supposed to be in there. Tim
Brauch, bluntside to 50/50 fakie off the exten-
fucking hurting. Max is in, Rune is dropping in
Phil, 20 ft lipslide into somebody's shin. Chet
Thomas doing a tailgrab, One-in-a-half minutes
left and it's fucking good night Cardiel tries a
frontside flip 540. I don't even know, it looks
Like a gainer, some snowboard shit, to body bag.
Cardiel's going to try it again. Timmy's in his way.
Cardiel's like, "Get the fuck out of my way. I'm
going to fucking do it." Do it, John! This is it!
Retardiel's got to do that crazy shit. Chet, switch
under Rune, unreal. Markovich with a giant
frontside nosebone 6 ft at least, down for the
count. Cardiel, frontside flip. Wade, almost back-
side 540. Cardiel's trying a frontside backflip.
Never been done, Never even seen it. You've got
to see this. Oh, my God! It's out of tucking hand.
This place. I can't even explain it
higher than eleven. Huge frontside air, olite dis
aster, just cruising, yet he's sick. Unreal.
Frontside ollle smooth nollie, board fakie, switch
frontside 50/50 switch pivot, noseblunt. What's
he going to do? He's got something up his sleeve.
Low to high backside Smith and eats it into the
wall. And that's it for Phil Shao,
Wade Speyer back in for the second time. You've
got to stay on, Wade. Stay the fuck on. Yeah,
Wade! Dropping into a big frontside air. Wade
bails a frontside grind. This is unreal. It doesn't
make any sense. After doing Smith grind off the
extension ollie in to big frontside air.
Cardiel dropping in for his second run, about to
get stupid. Oh!, giant backside air to board to kill
yourself and makes it smooth somehow. Tailslide
across the whole extension, noseslide, hang up,
sketchy. Retardiel doesn't even know any better.
Frontside air. Jumped straight up and landed on
his stomach on the flat for a little more abuse.
Texas Death Match. 15-minute Freakshow com-
ing up next. 9 men in and one man leaves.
$1500. It's going to be a freakfest:
Cardiel starting the freakshow with a big
frontside tailslide, big ol' lien air. Chet's in there.
Kris Markovich getting over with an alley-oop to
feeble fakie. Tim Brunch slams into Wade, flips
60 TA
over him, frontside air off the extension. Cardiel
going head up. You don't want to run into
Cardiel, he's sick as fuck. Smith grind off the
extension. People giving him respect. Dropping
in feeble grind fakie, fakie 50/50 to fakie in to
noseblunt tailgrab. Markovich, big giant air to
fakie on the extension. Oh!, Markovich and
Cardiel almost going head up, Cardiel chasing
Markovich, Now Max drops in to find out what's
going on. Oh, shit!, he's chasing him. Cardiel.
Phil sweeping in between Markovich and Cardiel.
Hellfire going down. Almost taking out Phil with
his board. Oh!, Phil with a frontside kickflip, get-
ting sick. Oh, sick! Max ollie up the extension
to lipslide. Phil with a bodyjar. Chet's over on the
other side, big giant alley-oop frontside air. Holy
shit!, Markovich going crazy. Switch alley-oop
frontside air by Chet. Shit's getting crazy, man.
It's a fucking freakshow. Wade's in there, just
charged it. Tim Brauch is in there. Five people on
the ramp right now. Oh, my God! You can't even
believe what is going on. Six people on the
ramp and everybody's trying not to kill each
other. Phil and Rune and Tim and Cardiel and
Wade almost all fucking killed each other.
Straight up Death Match. It's a Death Race
2000. It's complete chaos. No one cares about
nothing. Elbows flying, fists flying, boards flying.
5-0 to your eyelid, good night. Oaktown getting
cuckoo. Wade getting crazy. Chet dropping in on
Wade and oh! Wade underneath Chet frontside
flip. Oh!, Wade out of there. Rune in. This is a
madhouse. Rune with a big Indy. Max dropping
in right behind him. Oh, shit is crazy. Big
frontside ollie by Max, mute fakie giant. Max get-
ting crazy on us. Cardiel dropping in, big ol'
frontside air, taking Max. Max 5-0 fakie, taking
him. Oh, shit!, Max is out of there. Cardiel's
out. Phil's in, frontside nollie by Phil. Oh, man,
sick. Grind down the edge of the fucking slant
ramp up the deck by Phil, Markovich is in
there. Wade drops in. Rune is out. Rune is rag-
dolling it. Taken out by himself. Wade, Mach 10,
hell on fire, Cardiel's in, chasing him down.
Cardiel, giant air to run into the wall. Wade chas
ing him to noseslide. Tim Brauch, backside lip-
slide from the deck roll-in. Four people in there
right now. Wade, Rune, Max with a big ass Indy
air. Oh!, Rune and Tim take each other out into
the audience. They take out people sitting on the
fucking couch. Tim chasing Max into a board
death from above. Oh!, Markovich almost into
Chet. This is fucked up. This is fucking trash
them up, derby set, straight up. American
Gladiators. Kill or be killed and them some. Kill
yourself while you're at it. Cardiel's in there and
they're giving him space. Fucking head-high
backside 540, spinning all the way around, get-
Karma and Alan didn't place,
but they tore nonetheless.
Karma's nosegrind up the E
and Alan's air to fakie were
both voted best of show.
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