We've been
Warped
for Years!
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RAW DOG
TALAMED
I am in the process of making the first ever skate/porno video. Us at Pants
United (note pants, not trousers) were hoping you might be able to help
us get skate companies to assist us with some funding. In return for this,
Theo Wildebeart, star of the movie, is prepared to have his entire 14"
penis tattooed with graphics from any firm that helps out in the project.
Just to give you a bit of an insight, we have started a scene involving Jodie
Foster violently slapping her tits while Tony Hawk gently kickflips a 42"
Black Mamba right up her. Also, we would very much like a skater's
wives section. So, if you could send nude pictures, please. Preferably of
those who rollerblade along California beaches in white and pink lycra,
you know, the ones with the lovely bum cheeks. More importantly,
though, we would like to state that this is not smut, but art. Anyway, I
hope this will be of interest to you, and we look forward to receiving your
money and pictures of your girlfriends.
Jamie Butler
Director, Pants United
Cambridge, UK
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PENNYWISE
Masturbating causes warts. T-ed
MORE BACON
On behalf of the city
of Birmingham, Michigan,
I'm writing concerning
the "I Smell Bacon part
in the May 1996 issue.
There's a picture of a
cop in steel toes kicking
the crap out of blacks,
and another with a night stick hitting blacks. The drawing is by Max Regan.
I am black and I'm proud, so Max, if you come to Birmingham, my city, I will
kill you. My family, city, friends and I are pissed off with you. Screw you,
you butthole. I reported it to the cops. They're looking for you, so if I were
you, I would hide. My dad has a mustache, so shut the fuck up!
Honey,
what's a
Choad?
LAWS SUCK
ABOU
Anthony Conti
Birmingham, MI
Your magazine is and has been the voice of skateboarders everywhere
for over 15 years now. You and the other people at Thrasher play a strong
role in the lives of many young people. I, myself, have grown up reading
your magazine since I was only 11. For the last four years, it has been the
only magazine that I have enjoyed reading. One of the things that I have
always noticed is your lashing out at anti-skateboarding laws. I think that is
great. One would think that a reputable police officer would have better
things to do than snatch a skateboard away from a child and slap him with
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