Thrasher Magazine February 1996 — Page 20
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Donny Humes
My name is Dumes. I was conceived into this universe in the
year 1969. For eighteen years I floated in a lunar relapse, frozen
in a comatose state of being. In 1987, I had fallen from the heav
ens and burned my way through the atmosphere of the planet
Smelly Curb, land of the biggest curb factories.
In transition from my relapse, I got an intergalactic job as a
fumigator, a person who tries to protect the planet's air and
atmosphere from the toxic curb dust that the planet's factories
were emitting.
The curb dust was spewing from the smokestacks, causing
people on the planet Smelly Curb to go blind and madly insane.
The dust was also eating away at the sun's core, which would
eventually incinerate the planet slowly from eternity. The chaos
was imminent; the planet was doomed if it didn't come up with
some solutions or ideas quickly. It was a losing battle-the fac
tories had to keep on producing more curbs while everyone on
the planet burned up and went insane...
PARK
WEIRDOS
26x36"
Acrylic on Canvas
FERUISE CONTROL
CRUISE CONTROL
34x34"
Pastel on a Board Box
38 THRASH
WELCOME TO MARS
30 x 22"
Acrylic on Canvas with Fail
3-BEINGS
24x30"
Acrylics & Cray-Pas
on old Skate Banner
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