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EVOLUTION
SEQUENTIAL DEVELOPMENTAL CHART
as articulated by Charles Darwin
("Origin of a Species," 1859)
BOX MAN
This limited form favored
2x4s, steel wheels and fruit
crates. It became extinct
due to lack of mobility.
MAKAHA MAN
This prehistoric surf primate
utilized monolithic oak
planks and wheels made of
Chicago clay. It was unable
to compete with later forms.
BRIAN SEBER
GOODTIMES SKATEBOARDS
presents SAM RITZ as the hashian PETER HEWITT the sacrificer MATT MOFFETT as the grim reaper
JOE PINO the maribora man GREGG WITT the curator JORDAN RICHTER as the professor
daytona EDDY ALIOTO is evil kneival ADAM MCNATT the extra terrestrial
JOHN MULDOON is the budman DAVE LEROUX as the unforgettable tonga
JENN OBRIEN
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SKATUS PARKUS
An early user of urethane
propulsion. This valiant pri-
mate was exterminated by law.
and order cults in the 1970s.
PHILLIP SHAO
An all terrain species which
is ultra adaptable. This being
is a very rare form with only
one known example.
THINK
STREET SKATUS
Another advanced form of
urban and suburban dweller.
Currently endangered by
attack autos.