PARTURING
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PPR VanEx
COACH?
I USED TO
Love Rollerskating
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Polloi
46 THRASHER
Looking down the pike past his sock elbow sweat
absorbers into the depths of the Del Mar keyhole
(above) with an iron man eggplant. The old ride up
with your board backwards nosestall (right), jump
around come in forwards trick. Delicate touch with the
finger roll hand-out (opposite) on the vert of Skilly's.
BLAST
Chrome ball incident 16
STRAIGHT
ALL ABOUT
Commentary by Jason Jessee
1. I wouldn't want him to read this.
NEIL
2. His brother Brian rules and will kick your ass.
3. He squeezed Chris Miller's face and Chris cried.
I think Neil was trying to sleep.
4. He can throw up whenever he feels like it.
5. Only drives Volvos.
6. Has simple tastes like oatmeal and water.
7. Genius runs in his family.
8. Owns a 12-gauge Mossberg.
9. He likes you, hates you, likes you, hates you.
10. One of the reasons I have so many hang-ups is
because he makes me realize how retarded I am.
11. Most extreme farmer's tan.
12. Lives in Ohio; why, I don't know.
13. JBL speakers, Technics turntable; thanks Neil.
14. The best skateboarder, ever. His own way of skat-
ing no one could ever copy.
15. If you see him on the street and he's a dick,
be thankful.
16. Keeps things sacred.
17. He's too good and too hard to write about. If you
didn't or don't know him, don't try.
18. When he dies, I'm going to sell his paintings for
big bucks.
19. Chicks dig him. Guys too.
20. He'll kick start a Montessa.
21. I hope he doesn't ever have to get a job.