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no slouch, either. I went to school
with those guys, I know they rip.
Ring a bell for the non-believers.
Dave Atwereboanda
Hyde Park, NY
BAD BRAINS
This is to all those skaters who
skate big-don't skate too big or
people will think you are crazy and
put you in a nut house, like me.
When I skated, I wasn't afraid of
anything and was always trying
to do things bigger and better.
People soon started to think I was
crazy and locked me up. Right
now, I'm sitting in a locked place
and I smoke my dopel
Rich Stow
Malvern, PA
Why do you think they call it
dope? Ted
WHAT THAT
I am writing you in regards to
that article you had in the issue
with the guy on the skateboard on
the cover. I liked it. I would also
like to thank you for the cornmeal
you sent me. It was tasty, Otis
sends his love.
BLOW JOB
Evan McManus
Newton, MA
You guys got a killer magazine!
A lot of peckerheads try to have a
cool mag, but it just ends up being
a sucky piece of shit! This rich
preppy named Jon Murray said
you guys suck, so I kicked his sorry
ass. He's just a pussy ass bitch! I go
to a crappy little school where
everyone is a sucky moron! I try to
read your magazine, but the
teacher says it promotes "immor-
tal values. Sure, whatever the hell
that shit means! I'm not a sub-
scriber yet, but I think you should
put more naked chicks in your
mag! Even my spaced-out parents
dig it. Cool, huh?! There's a one-in-
a-million chance that you'll print
this, but your mag-a-zine kicks all
the other mags' asses all over the
damn place!
James-Paul Beltran
Yuma, AZ
Those aren't your parents, they are
your sister and brother. Ted
ROLLER DERBY
Around the parking lot we all
skate at, there are some roller-
bladers trying to do tricks on our
turf. I said, "Fuck it, there's plenty
of room to go around." But the
next couple of weeks the bladers
started spray-painting up the
place, and I asked what the fuck
they were doing, and they said,
"We're marking our turf, dude, or
should I call you dudette?" I was
so pissed, I nailed him in his fat,
ignorant face. The next day the
manager of the building next door
called the cops on all of us, so now
we can't skate there.
Tom D
Erie, PA
The more people that roll, the
better the chance of getting a
skatepark and then the war will
really start. Ted
BOMB SCARE
I'm writing in response to that
article in the July issue on "Ruling
Your School. The first thing I want
to say is that guy is pretty fuckin'
cool. Anyone who can get their
school to lose $2900 a day is
gnarly. The second thing is that
you should be able to watch what
you want and going on strike is a
pretty cool idea. School sucks!
Feet
Santa Barbara, CA
Teachers still get paid. T-ed
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