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Mike Bell
Boston
Zimbabwe Skateboards
Huntington Beach
26THRASHER
1-800-399-4772
Canada: Q-Branch (905) 844-4923
Kulafoto
How To Avoid
Great Pain
1. Never put keys, change or chain wallets in your front leading
pocket (if you're regular-foot, put 'em in your right pocket.
if you're goofy, put 'em in your left).
2. Learn to roll out of every fall.
3. Be aware of your surroundings (the sounds of cars, cracks in the
sidewalk, dudes with baseball bats hiding behind the fence, etc).
4. Tie your shoes.
5. Check your wheel nuts so they don't fall off.
6. Never snake someone bigger than you.
7. Beware of wheelbite.
8. Start off slow at first.
9. Pay your debts.
10. Use a condom.
Buzzard, Dutch and Max Schaaf
Real
SKATEBOARDS
MANUFACTURES WARNING:
The mixing of Pitbulls and big fast wheels could result in serious bodily injury
to skateboard operator or innocent bystanders. Use only under strict, supervised
conditions. Thank you very much, and it has been nice knowing you
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REAL SKATEBOARDS LOVERS OF PITBULLS