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Uncle Burly
HARD TIME
I'm obsessed with sex. I do it so much, I
can't live without it for more than two or
three days. So far, I use condoms, but
should I get help or keep on doing it?
Find a need and fill it.
TEEN STEAM
Dick Moore
Sacto, CA
I'm a fourteen-year-old girl and I think
skating's like majorly kcul (cool), but I know
absolutely nothing about it. None of my
friends skate, so could you tell me more
about it? My cousin skates, but he's like a
Mary Thiele
Westminster, CA
wannabe. Help me, please!
Subscribe.
BURNT BRAIN
Perhaps you can help me out, how do
they paint that little M on the M&M's?
Tanning salons.
RICH KID
Sean Finch
Comstock Park, MI
I started skating last summer, but at
school, I don't hang out with the "skaters,"
I hang out with "preps." But after school, I
hang out with the skaters and skate. I like
hanging out with both sides. But I think if I
don't hang out with my friends that don't
skate, they won't like me anymore. My girl-
friend herself is a prep, and I certainly
don't want to lose her.
Sean Robinson
Chowchilla, CA
Give it up kid, there is no such
thing as a "prep-skater."
BAIL OUT
For the last four days, I've
sucked very bad at skating.
Odd thing is, before this horri-
ble twist of events, I was skat-
ing the best I've ever skated.
Is there anything that I can do
about it? Is this normal?
lan Medford
Gray, ME
Don't sweat it lan, everyone
goes through the same type
of thing, just think of it as
part of the learning curve.
Does the world have you in a
tizzy? Write it down and send
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