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(Comer old shit and
Panic with
Sanother per.)
Secution
anxiety
Help attack
The
Times of Great personal
Crisis are certain to come
And when they do they Fall
UPON u Like the Moltey Rains
of Hell' But, it is they that we
Know we can turn to our Friends
aud receive the succur and comfort
We Need Join us for another tender
episode of the strip that cares:
Queen of the Scene!
The forces of oppression
have come to steal
Your punk rock
Culture and make the
big money with
(it.
Oh sure
Tina, like
You haven't
Uh-oh Tina here comes that
Wendy Weasel! She's got a)]
Treal youth N
yo bitch
Ther!
THONK
HIN
Always taking a moment to smell the roses.
FIRING LINE
Josh Beagle
What's your middle
name, Joshua?
Zeus.
And when were
your born?
7/27/74.
Where do you live?
Laguna Niguel.
Josh, what would
you do if I throw
that soda at you?
I'd let PD come
and lick it all off.
Do you watch
Melrose Place?
Depends on my
mood-if I'm gushy.
gushy. But if I drank
a couple of coffees,
I have to watch
MacGuyver or Cops.
I go through these
phases where I
watch a lot of TV,
and then I don't
watch TV and I just
sit there and stare
at myself and try to
read my own mind.
That's pretty deep.
If you were a rock
and roller, what
kind of band would
you be in?
It would be a
cross between
firehose and The
Melvins. It'd be all
bodoneno, bodo-
neno, grrrgrrrgrrr.
Have you been
skating vert lately?
Yeah, there is this
bank to wall by my
house. Seriously
man, it rocks.
What is your
favorite thing to
skate right now?
Me and Heath
have been skating
in the rain a lot late-
ly. Going through
puddles and stuff,
qushshsh.
What's a big word
that means some-
thing to you?
Flatulate, you
know what that
means.
Jell-tal You
Know very
everythi
Rocker is
Well I
guess there
Ove
difference
Joh really? And
what is
that?
like
You the big
(between you
bares on our and the big
higher deals! record
Telabels
So Tina ve finally)
discovered why you
never return to
Your native Now
Jersey anymore
really)
wendy?
And why)
is that?
labels pay
their en
ployees!
Because the last time
You were there
everybody found out)
You'd gone to high?
School with your
date's grandfather
MEPHISTO PREDICTS
•Foundation turns the Poot girls pro.
Duane Peters wins an Oscar for his role in life.
• George Powell starts skateboarding.
Bill Pepper is discovered to be a caustic substance.
•Creature makes mutton chops mandatory for all team riders.
George Watanabe gets a Z ad.
Turning Point ramp ice hockey is born.
• Christian Fletcher jumps from set wave to set wave.
Contests become flea markets.
George Orton makes a comeback.
Snowboarding is indicted for crimes against trick naming.
•Steamboarding replaces snowboarding.
Hoverboarding takes off with a bullet.
fun
On Board Box
Бох
Grumble
(Grrr!
Ha! Ha!
Ha!
Wool
(hoo!
hoo
hoo!
Are you ready for the future?
Three moles are walking on a bridge, when the first
mole says, "I smell pizza." Then the second mole says,
"I smell pizza." And then the third mole says, "All I
smell is molasses." -Drew Grizbaugh, Tualitin, OR
MINK
HNK
HINK
Think.
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