Zimbabwe
20 THRASHER
Uncle Burly
FEET FIRST
I would like to know something. I
skate completely different than my
friends. I skate with my left foot
on the back of the board, my right
foot in front, and I pedal with my
right foot. Does this mean that I
skate switchstance?
Moe
San Jose, CA
You have what's called goofy-
footedness. It is curable only if
you put your left foot forward,
and that would be switchstance
for you.
CUE BALL
I've got a question. What's with
everybody shaving their heads
nowadays? Don't get me wrong, if
you want to shave your head, fine,
it's yours to do with whatever you
wish. Myself, I've been growing my
hair for two years. But now, there
are only three of us longhairs left in
my school! What's up with that?
Also, are you dating Avalon?
Jelly
Bath, NY
Skaters don't like excess baggage
and a funky hair-do just gets in
the way. And as for Avalon, only
in my dreams.
LATE SHOW
Yo Burlman, are you and David
Letterman related? Word on the
street has it that your pecker is 2*
fully erect.
Auntie Madonna
Barstow, CA
The only celebrity I am related to
is Mr Ed and you know what they
say about horses.
Talking turkey or just plain ham on
rye. The Burlifier will settle the
score on any woe that comes your
way. Write it on down to: Uncle
Burly, c/o Thrasher, PO Box 884570,
SF, CA 94188-4570.
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