20 THRASHER
Zimbabwe
THINGS TO DO
WHEN YOU'RE
BORED STIFF
1) Read the phone book.
2) Write your congressman.
3) Check the sofa for chump change.
4) Teach yourself how to juggle.
5) Hyperventilate until you pass out.
6) Melt crayons on the radiator.
7) Search for mold in the frig.
8) Contemplate superconductivity
9) Iron your mohawk.
10) Clip coupons from the paper.
11) Pop your zits
12) Make crank phone calls.
13) Go stair surfing.
14) Dye the dog's hair.
15) Pour food coloring in the ice machine.
16) Floss your teeth.
17) Talk to yourself.
18) Drill for oil in the basement.
19) Start your own country.
20) Scrub the toilet with dad's toothbrush.
21) Paint your fingernails.
22) Whittle.
23) Try drawing a map with all 50 states.
24) Stage a fire drill.
25) Build a bomb shelter.
26) Pick your scabs.
27) Remember killer scars.
28) Oil the hinges.
29) Make your house a homeless shelter.
30) Install a bat pole.
-Rex Rheums
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