Thrasher Magazine December 1994 — Page 6
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About two weeks ago this kid.
named Goubar stole my board. I
saw him riding it in the road, so the
next day I saw him at school. He
came up to me and pushed me. I
punched him in the face and kicked
him in the 'nads. I got detention for
one year and didn't find my board.
I went to my neighbor's house and
saw it. My neighbor said he bought
it for fifteen dollars and painted it
black. I have my board back, but
now I can't get the paint off. Do you
know anything that will take it off?
A Pissed-Off Kid
Wayne County, WV
A flamethrower. T-ed
BOLOGNA BREATH
What's the deal with that
biker guy Puck on MTV's The
Real World? He's always wearing
that Think ballcap and the
Thrasher shirt. How many
bikers read Thrasher with
their thinking caps on?
Real World sucks. If the
show was as real as the
world was, you'd be see-
ing a single mom raising.
three kids without any
child support and Uncle
Sam breathing down her
neck. Now that's real life
in the real, real world.
Casey Calais
Crystal Beach, TX
How many people do you know
who really eat scabs? T-ed.
BREAST LIST
I was just wondering, is it just
me or does Steve Douglas have tits
in the "Celebrity Scrapbook" of the
September 94 issue?
Town Fool
Canton, CT
English humor is a tad silly. T-ed
SCARED STUPID
For years I have respected the
skating abilities of Shawn Mandoli
and Ray Barbee. However, I ques-
tion their belief and trust in a fascist
god. They say Jesus is real, howev-
er, if they were to engage in inten-
sive study, they would find he is as
false as Satan himself. Religion is
based only on fear. There is no such
thing as love for God. How can
one love a spirit or a man who will
condemn you to everlasting damna-
tion if you turn against him? A famil-
iar text from the Bible states that:
"Whoever speaketh against
the Holy Ghost, it shall not
be forgiven him neither
in this world nor in the
world to come." That
bit of text has caused an
immeasurable amount of
misery in the world. I really
do not think that a person
with a proper degree of
human kindness would
put fears and terrors of
that sort into the world.
When you hear people
in churches debasing
themselves and saying
they are unworthy sin-
ners, it seems obvious
that religion has bled all
hope from the heart of
mankind. God is a con-
cept unworthy of the
free mind and the concept of eter-
nal life in hell is just as bluntly cruel
and disappointing. A good world,
contrary to the popular fascist
Christian belief, needs knowledge,
kindliness and courage. We do not
need a regretful reminder of the
past or the words of chauvinistic,
ignorant men from long ago.
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