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3. I think it'd be cool to have a
ball-shot printed in the magazine.
maybe then more chicks would call.
4. You can cheat on tests by writ-
ing the answers on your thigh. If
you wear pants, then the teacher will
wonder why you are constantly
scratching your shins.
5. And finally, it's too damn hot to
wear pants
Bill York
Bath, NY
DICK LESS
In response to "Boxer
Panties:" I wear boxers.
I am a girl. I don't wear
boxers to earn respect. I
wear boxers because I don't
choose to show everyone my
panties. If you don't want to
wear boxers, don't. But I will.
And don't fucking preach to
me about a subject as stupid
as the underwear I wear. I met a guy
once who was wearing some red
silk women's underwear. He wasn't
gay or a cross-dressing freak. Don't
judge people until you know them.
Brooke Wilson
Midvale, Utah
There's a place in France where the
ladies wear no pants, but the men
don't care because they smoke
their underwear. T-ed
DECOMPOSING COMPOSER
This is in response to Dick Gozinya
in the July 1994 issue who wrote the
joke about Kurt Cobain: Suck it! Kurt
Cobain was one of the sexiest men
known to chicks. If you want to insult
somebody or something small, talk
yourself, who couldn't get half the
fame and love Kurt Cobain got. Just
'cause he had the balls to kill himself
'cause he couldn't take life anymore
doesn't mean you have the right to
insult him, it makes him more of a
man than you'll ever be. Maybe you
should kill yourself so you too can be
something. Take my advice, please!
Pissed Off
Palmdale, CA
Suicide is the biggest wimp-out of
them all. T-ed.
COLON DRIP
I wrote to say this mag is great.
Oh ya, in response to the guy prais
ing Henry Rollins: Wake up. Henry
Rollins is a kook. And another thing.
why are skaters so hostile to each
other? Saying you beat the shit out
of posers. Remember a few years
ago, did anybody do that to you?
And the guy that said he'd eat some
guy in Texas. Wise up, meat sucks..
Think about forty years from now
when they open you up and all that
fat is in your heart.
Fro Daddy
League City, TX
was a vegetarian once, but I got
tired of wiping my ass. T-ed
STICK TEST
"Wild in Wyoming" in
the August 1994 issue
was the truth of the
Bible belt bearin' folks who
come from a place that's yet
to realize there's more out
there. Wyoming is Oz, but
you have to be there to ap-
preciate the rest of the world.
Peach Snapple
Sell maps. T-ed
REAL DEAL
Tacoma, WA
Schools as we now know them
were created and designed for the
machine age during the industrial
revolution. Industrialists and man-
agers laid out the basic schedules
and plans. Factories needed rows of
patient workers and who would fol-
low orders, so they created schools
to train students for later factory
work. There were rows of students
following centralized curriculum
teaching them to become cogs in
the machine called life.
Tricia Parker
Carleton, MS
about your undersized penis and Welcome to reality. Ted B
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