SKARFIN' MATERIAL
Getting stuff from the catering truck was
always a risky business. There was the
time Rita the Street Sweepa found mold
in her cream cheese bagel after she had
already eaten half. There were the worms
found in Kelly the Belly's pasta salad. But
when Hal Atosis bit into the carnage of
the Neato Burrito from the vomit vehicle,
the local warehouse district heard the
most sickening scream ever attributed to
casual consumption. If Hal lived, he would
never forget the time he took a bite of...
FESTERING MUCK TRUCK BURRITO
1 whole avocado
• 2 boiled eggs
• cut up jalapeños
• 5 cloves garlic
refried beans
.1 onion
grated cheddar cheese
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1 whole tomato
1 can Alpo dog food
.3 mushrooms
1 bunch spinach
⚫small can olives
1 large tortilla
Wrap everything up in the tortilla and let
it coagulate for a month in a dank, warm
plastic wrapping. Great for hangovers!
-Gary Garcia of Candy Apple, ME
KETCHUP BUTTER SANDWICH
ketchup
⚫butter
2 slices of bread
Butter both pieces of bread on one side.
Put a load of ketchup on just one piece.
Squish them together and enjoy!
-S Cullen of Upland, CA
Throw your muck at Skarfin', c/o Thrasher, PO
Box 884570, SF, CA 94188-4570.
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TEN WAYS TO QUICK CASH
All I ever hear is "I don't have
any bread." Well, if you got off
your ass and took advantage of
all that is around you, any skater
can get some quick loot:
1) Paper route
2) Flyer person
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3) Car Wash
4) Bake Sale
5) Play guitar on the corner
6) Collect returnables
7) Shovel snow/mow lawns
8) Spray paint house addresses
on curbs with a stencil
9) Sell your little brother
10)
Gaps for bucks
Use your head and you'll get
some bread.
-Bill Cash
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ZIMBABWE SKATEBOARDS & CLOTHING
17969 Beach Bl. Huntington Beach, CA 92647 Phone (714) 847-1593 Fax 847-4264
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ZOO YORK SKATEBOARDS INC.
WOOD URETHANE FABRIC
425 W.13 ST. NYC 10014 (212) 647-0597