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clothes,
and may-
be we are
not exact
ly in touch with
our feminine side, but we do have
our own style, attitudes and our own
mind. We belong to ourselves,
which is more than anyone can say
for you. God, you make us sick, get
a life, (and your own clothes).
Valerie and Liz
Bellevue, WA
LAME GAME
My amigo and I were recently
thumbing through a queer girlish
mag called Seventeen. We found
this to be the most hypocritical mag
azine we have ever set eyes on. We
saw that they compared rad skaters
to lame Marky Mark, in that they
both wear big pants. They even
went so far as to call Marky
Mark "a hip-hopping
skateboarder just out
of prison." In the same
issue we realized that
little bitches in tight
pants wearing Vans were
walking around with
jocks on their arms, and
thought they were "cool."
They also called a pair of
Vans 86 Lowtops "old
school." Do these little girls
think they could do this
unnoticed? Well, they were
dead wrong-Wonder-
woman and Supergirl found
out! Now they must pay
Wonderwoman and Supergirl
Durhamville and Verona, NY
Marky would be very popular
in prison. T-ed
DAN'S DEAD
I am writing in response to that
hick Dan Dahlgren dissing skate
boarders in the February '94 issue: 1
would like to see you talk all that
rot in my school. We'll show you who
would be the speed bump! I bet you
like skateboarding. You read the
magazine. You probably tried skat
ing, but you sucked so now you're
pissed off. Anybody who thinks the
world needs more cops has got to
be a an idiot.
Demetri Tzivaeris
Ithaca, NY
LONE
STAR
I've just
finished
reading the
March issue
and I still can't believe that Jeff
Phillips killed himself. I'm twenty-
one years old and I've been skate-
boarding for nine-and-a-half years,
and Jeff Phillips, Craig Johnson, and
John Gibson have all influenced my
ramp skating. I think Jeff will be
remembered most for his perfor
mance at the 1986 NSA Finals. His
strong consistent runs were the best
I've ever seen, I don't think any vert
skater could beat Jeff when he was
in top form. Jeff and his skating will
be sorely missed and he will be
remembered as one of the greatest
skaters that ever lived.
Jared Williams
Kevin Bird
Pennington, NJ
ONE WAY
Why is it that all the
people Thrasher inter-
views say they aren't
trendy and they hate
the way skateboarding
is so trendy, but when
you see them in a
contest or a video,
they look just like
everybody else and
are doing all the
new trendy tricks?
Trendy Edwards
Mobile, AL
No brain, no
pain. Ted
DRINKIN' MAN
In regards to the
interview with Simon Wood-
stock in the February issue: I would
just like to say one thing. What a
puss! I think his cheap goal to drink
five lowly Big Gulps in one day is
for a little mamas' boy. I'll have you
know that he doesn't even qualify as
a maggot on a piece of horse dung.
I pound two liters with every meal
and one or two inbetween. Big
Gulps are for pussies, like you,
Simon. Get a grip dick-face. I'd like
to stick that big skateboard up your
ass, six wheels and all. You ain't shit.
Soda Boy
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