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The coffee
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drinks in the hall," I'm in love with
Dew and I told the assistant princi-
pal he was making a big mistake.
My health teacher told my to
quit sniffing right there in
class. Should I dedi-
cate my spare time to
stalking school offi.
cials? I hate them all.
Chino Valenzuela
Lebanon, OR
SUL
Live your own life, that will
definitely cause them the most
despair. T-ed
LAST WORD
In response to what Jeff
Phillips did, we sit back and ask
ourselves why? I am from Dallas,
Texas, and have been skating there
for ten years. If you knew Jeff, he
was a great guy. If you were a ramp
skater, he was an inspiration. He
will be missed greatly. I'm sitting in
a prison cell. My life is at an all-time
low. I lost a girlfriend, friends, money
and freedom. The only thing that
keeps me going is this mag and
knowing I'll skate again.
Jeff obviously had seri-
ous problems that go
beyond what we
know. Let this.
tragedy be a les-
son to us all. To
all those who
inspired me and
pushed me on,
thrashers from thei
old school, don't do
THR
TIGHT WADS
Why are skaters pants and jeans
getting so small and tight again?
Bigger muscles T-ed
BOON DOG
I'm A Wonderer
Sitka, AK
Here are a couple of indicators
you're in Southern Illinois
1. The hicks have conversations
about where the horseshit and
where the cowshit is on their hats.
2. You ask a waitress, "Do you
serve cappuccino?" She replies,
"No, but we have veal parmi-
giana on Wednesdays."
3. School closes the first day
of deer season.
Scott
what Jeff did. When you
Blake
die, so does a part of
skating. Live to skate, skate to live.
4. Rednecks grab
you while you're
out skating and
say, "Hold" em Billy,
I'm gonna hit him
on the head with my
belt buckle!"
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To his mother, father and sister, Jeff
won't be forgotten.
FLUSH TWICE
Eric Beck
Dayton, TX
To keep things plain and simple,
Exploding Fuck Dolls is not Duane
Peters' band, it never was. It was,
is, and always shall be Kevin Edman
and Art and Steve Godoy's creation.
Duane sang, but only after the
tragic death of Kevin. He joined an
already existing band and that's all.
Do you honestly believe that guy
could ever create anything so genius
and musically talented on his own?
No way. It was us.
The Godoys
Orange, CA
Not bad for a couple poseurs. T-ed
RAVE ON
Help me..
A Skater Trapped In
Armpit, IL
To be quite frank I think skaters
really blow. They act like they are
all so original when they just bite
off the housers and the ravers who
started wearing baggy pants. Who
first started shaving their heads?
Ravers, the skaters just pose off us.
I used to be a skater until I realized
how it fucked up my life and how
much time I wasted on it. Rave/
house will always be the best.
Skaters suck. You're all a bunch of
skater fags wasting time when you
could be raving.
Pat Clark
Chicago, IL
I thought the Marines invented
shaved heads. T-ed
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