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Nudge all smudges, grudges and divorce
court judges to Mail Drop, c/o Thrasher,
PO Box 884570, SF CA 94188-4570
LITTLE WONDER
I read your interview with Pancho
Moller in the January 94 issue. I
guess smoking pot really does
stunt your growth.
It kills brain cells too. T-ed
SUPER HERO
I go to a school where
fucking with skaters is a prep
activity. I have fashioned
myself after The Punisher
and single-handedly
destroyed this
jock's car dur-
ing the prom.
I got a prep's
combo and uri-
nated in the locker.
Grinch
JC, NJ
I shot a prep's house up when he
was gone. I have four guns and a
blow gun which can fire a steel dart
through anything. For about two
years I have put on a self-made
Punisher t-shirt and went out on my
excursions, never caught by the
pigs. Listen to me skaters, if a prep
fucks with you because of your
hobbies, nail his ass to the wall.
Prank,
Castle, OR
Marvel Comics' lawyers will be
getting in touch. T-ed
WAVE GOOD-BYE
you don't make it you don't
land in soft ass pussy shit
water. "My board hit
me in the leg."
Well let's try
breaking your
leg bitch. The only
reason sharks attack you is because
you suck. The hottest chick that
you ever got, you had to blow up.
You should quit skating before you
get your ass kicked. It's only obvious
that surfers suck because they're not
in Thrasher. Real men are in Thrasher
and real men slam on concrete.
Skater That Hates Surfers
Hell, WA
Real women too. Ted
MIDNIGHT STALKER
Whenever I get mad I go skate to
relieve my frustration, but I always
dream that I'm skating mad and I
get hit by a car and die. I have this
dream often and it's always the
same. I never told anyone, and
then when I had a fight with my
girlfriend I went skating and when
we made up she told me she had a
dream that I was skating and got
hit by a car. What does it mean?
Turtle
La Grande, OR
Don't skate in your sleep. Tied
DEW IT
As a skate freak, I get used to
prejudice. One day at school, even
the teacher and administrators
joined in. I was at my locker with my
gang I call Voltron. I smelled my
Right Guard to determine
its odor. A teacher
walked by and
asked what I was
doing. I told her
the truth and she
walked away. A minute
later, two administrators (principal
asshole and vice-principal asshole)
and a teacher (gym/health jock for
life) showed up. The assistant prin-
cipal immediately asked me where
the aerosol can was. Remember
now, it was a stick. They automati
cally assumed that I was freebas-
ing. I showed him the stick and he
looked dumbfounded. But he had
to bust me for something. He
looked at my large Mountain Dew
and told me to throw it away
When I first came across Wax because of that bullshit rule, "No
Head in the January '94
Mail Drop, I wanted to
kick his ass. Surfers are all
a bunch of whipped fag-
gots, surfing is a pussy
sport. A whole three-foot
vert ramp, huh? Try a fif-
teen-foot vert ramp and if
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