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MO BLUES
I'm pissed-off. There's no place to
skate in Missouri. What should I do?
Do you know of any skateparks in
Missouri? I have another problem,
how do you get girls to notice you?
Scott Keane
Sedalia, MO
I don't know of any skateparks in
Missouri, but then again I never
looked there. Call your city officials
about what you want. Now about
girls, different girls notice different
things. Above all, just be yourself,
that's when you shine, and confi-
dence as an individual is always
cool and very noticeable.
LOVE SICK
I just have to say you are so hot. I
mean hot. Have you ever starred in
movies? How old are you? I want
you. I want to make love to you like
I never have before. Are you ever
going to visit Wisconsin? Please,
please, please write to me and send
some pictures of yourself. I love you.
Tony Itzenhuiser
Thanks for the sweet letter. To
answer your first question, I've
appeared in over ten movies and
appear constantly
on numerous tv
shows, such
as Married
With Child-
ren, Silk
Burlington, WI
DER AR
Avalov
Stockings and America's Funniest
People. Look for the HBO release
of Blind Obsession and The Great
Jeep Adventure. To answer your
other questions, I am twenty-four,
and as far as making love, me so
horny, me love you long time.
MESSIN AROUND
When I find out a guy likes me, I
get disinterested. I like to kiss-out
but I'm afraid of commitment (
mean why get tied down to one
rock-o-skater when you can have
more?) Am I fucked or what?
J-me
WVC Utah
You're not fucked. Enjoy your
youth and freedom. My guess is
you haven't met your match. And
who says you only have to date
one at a time? Have fun, when
prince charming comes skating by
you'll know.
MONO RAIL
I'm wondering if you can help me.
I'm seventeen and I could use some
steady action. I'm getting tired of
beating the bishop, you know, box-
ing the clown, fighting the purple-
helmeted hero. Help me, I need
some good pickup lines.
Dave
Bay Village, OH
So you're tired of slapping Slim
and palming Peter? Some of
the best sex one has is with
one's self. So forget pickup
lines (they're for geeks),
and be yourself, it works.
TENDER VITTLES
I'm in love with my as-
sistant manager. She's thirty-
one and married, and I'm
seventeen. I always stay
late with her at the
shop and sometimes
flirt. What should I do?
Lovesick
Somewhere NJ
Not to sound harsh,
but she's married
and you are jail
bait. Get real.
SKIN SUIT
Do you think that
posing provocatively
for a magazine wearing
a bikini and make up is
degrading to women?
Ade
Brisbane, Ca
No. If you got it, flaunt it. Why is it
okay for a male body-builder to
flex his pecs in tiny spandex and
not a woman? Hey, if you're com-
fortable with it, go for it.
Ask Avalon, c/o Thrasher, PO Box
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