Thrasher Magazine December 1993 — Page 47
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            Poet's
DOES ANYBODY DIVIDE & CONQUER
KNOW THIS KID?
Who is this spud and who did he
grow up to be? More importantly,
what was he doing back when this
photograph was taken? Name the
skater and send a brief synopsis
of what he may have been doing
at this point in his life. The best
answer received by January 1,
1994, wins a Thrasher sweatshirt.
Write to Mysto Kid, c/o Thrasher,
Box 884570, SF, CA 94188-4570.
July Catheters Thorns Winner:
Jeremy Kuris
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Results Jesse Neuhaus
NSA Back to the City
San Francisco, CA
September 5-6, 1993
PRO STREET
2. Neal Hendrix
3. Mike Frazier
4. Tom Boyle
350
150
5. Rune Gilberg 100
1.
Matt Beach
6. Omar Hassan
$1000
7. Adil Dan
2. Wade Speyer
500
8. Colin McKay
3. Phil Shao
400
9. Mike Crum
4. Salman Agah
300
10. Marcel Koske
5. Jason Lee
100
Kris Markovich
100
AM STREET
7. Jamie Thomas
50
1. Vincent Go
8. Mike Santarossa
50
2
2. Julen G
3.
9. Omar Hassan...
V
50
10. Willy M Santos
50
Radlands Skatepark
Northampton, UK
August 21-22, 1993
PRO STREET
1. Willy M Santos $1000
2. Mirko Mangum
3. Tom Penny.
Omar Hassan
5. Carl Shipman
PRO VERT
1. Tom Boyle
750
4.Jean-Ba
5. Suya
AM VERT
1. Mathias Ringstrom
2. Richard Kirby
3. Mathias Svensson
4Phil Hajal
5. Sebastien Daurel
450 Monster Mastership
200 Münster, Germany
August 6-8, 1993
2. Rune Gifberg-
3. Mike Frazier
4. Rocker Robson100
5. Danny Way
World Championship
Antwerp, Belgium
PRO STREET
1. Ed Templeton $650
4. Kris Markovich
This old school, new school crap is a crock.
I believe it's a ploy to destroy.
It was brought on by the big business fat cats.
Who Just want to sell more of their toys.
Sure they'll corner the market,
You'll buy all their shit.
Rip you off, and then you'll say thanks.
But when all the hoards
Stop buying their boards.
I'll still be here cuttin' out blanks.
So now all the decks are getting too flat.
And the trucks they're making too skinny.
Needless to say, the wheels of today.
Are almost as small as a penny.
Maybe that's why, my friend starts to cry.
He hits a crack, hits the dirt and gets hurt.
Sure he flies off big stairs,
The board flips through the air
And I'm blastin' out of six feet o' vert.
I like big kinks, but why do you think
The kids go to skate at the mall?
Jesse Neuhaus Cause there's people that stare,
Born: July 5, 1972.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 145 lbs.
Shoe Size: 43.
Best Books: Jitterbug
Perfume, Tom
Robbins. A Snowy
Day, Ezra Jack Keats.
Favorite Film: Akira.
First Trick: Boneless.
Last Trick: Switch
bigflip.
Injuries: Dislocated
several joints.
Family: Rick & Corkie.
Best Local DJ: DJ
Brian Jackson
125
$500
PRO STREET
250
1.Ed Templeton
$1785
Wheels: 43 and fat.
3. Pat Dully
2. Tony Hawk
1190
595
446
5. Mike Santarossa
297
6. Omar Hassan
178
7. Willy Santos119
August 14-15, 1993
8. Ocean Howe
119
9. Ethan Fowler..
59
10. Rodil Rubens
59
2. Ray Barbee350
PRO VERT
3. Willy M Santos
275
1. Tony Hawk
4. Ron Knigge
150
1190
5. Jordan Richter
100
3. Rune Gilberg
595
6. Pat Duffy
4. Neal Hendrix
446
7. Rodil Rubens
5. Tom Boyle
297
6. Rodrigo Menezes
178
7. Omar Hassan
119
8. Rocker Robson
119
9. Mike Crum
39
59
8. Marcio Tarobinh
Rune Gilberg
10. Kareem Campbel
PRO VERT
1. Tony Hawk
$650 10. Adil Dyani..
COMING EVENTS
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Q: Why does Mike Tyson
cry after sex?
A: Mace.
Submitted by Don King of Las Vegas, NV
92 THRASHER
Favorite Terrain: The
Loop, Chicago, the
Bay Area, NYC.
Phobia: Becoming an
accountant.
Jesse On Jesse:
Doing what comes
natural
Colors: Blue & green.
Transpo: Public.
Heroes: Anyone who
follows their dreams.
Thanks: Mom, Dad,
Em, Wing, Mister
Snyder, Potbelly, CQ,
Loop locals.
Years Skating: Nine.
Wisdom: Be impecca
ble to who you are.
Havering off a breakwater on Lake Michigan.
Fun
And there's cool clothes to wear,
And ankles to shark when you fall.
Now I really don't care.
But I don't think it's fair.
And I'm sure as hell not going to pretend.
But when they try edging out vert.
Someone's going to get hurt.
Screw the mini-ramps.
Let 'em ride shallow ends.
You think skating's progressing.
When the companies are messing
With our unity, they want us to divide!
But I want you to know,
That skating's a go
And divided is no way to ride.
I know that I do,
I've been tricked by them too,
But I skate down the street to the pool.
So the next time I'm there.
I'll try a flip down the stairs.
Maybe you could do a fat footplant or two.
-Mark Hubbard, Seattle, WA
GUTTER TALK
DON'T TREAD ON THE FLOWERS
Corner
My friend Ben and I skate to school everyday. Across the
street from the police station and right in front of an apart
ment building is a seven-inch high curb that is about one-
foot wide and twenty-feet long. It drops three feet down
and goes over two-foot high flowers for three feet.
Early one morning, we decided to try some stuff over it. I
was trying to 180 it and Ben was trying to varial it, and we
both kept landing on the flowers. We crushed them to half a
foot when an old hag came screaming out of the apartment
in her bathrobe and bunny slippers. She hollered at us in
broken English for three minutes until my friend picked out
the word police. He immediately said, "No police, we
replant flowers!" She said, "I call police! You ruin my flowers!
I call police!" I said, "I give you my number, you can call
my parents and I will replant your flowers." She said okay,
and I gave her some number off the top of my head. She
probably knew it was a fake number, but we aren't going by
her house for a while.
-Kevin Moore, Albany, CA
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