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CAR JACK
In regards to Jack Kerouac's
"Hitchhiking In Six Easy Steps" from
the May issue, you're about as
keen as Alzheimers and hitchhiking
is about as safe as Helen
Keller behind the wheel
of a rig. For all you
naïve readers out
there, allow me
to throw a little
reality into your
candid little
minds about
hitchhiking. If
you get into a
stranger's car,
there's a good
chance you'll get
out mentally dis-
turbed for life, physically
disassembled, or if you're
lucky, robbed of all your pos-
sessions, including your skate and
miles from your intended stop. So
do yourself a favor and don't listen
to Jackoff Kerouac's advice on hitch
hiking, and instead just grab onto
the back bumper with your board
under your feet, hold tight, speed
wobble, eat shit and die skating.
Your Mom
Osaka, Japan
STOLEN TIME
SCARED OFF
Where did all the skaters go?
There are about five skaters left in
my town. I really doubt they got so
good that there were no tricks left
for them to learn. They say
they got bored. How?1
learn a new trick)
every time I skate.
Matt
New Iberia, LA
In ten years,
that's 3650
tricks. T-ed
ULTRA
UNIVERSITY
This goes out to
"Wrong Way" in the
June issue: So, you
think you're new school?
Compared to me, you're pre-
school. I'm more new school than
Bronz
I'm a twelve year old thief. I steal
from my older brother and some
times he finds out and tells my par
ents and I get busted. I've been
thinking about running away from
home, but I don't know where to go.
Jeff
Santa Ana, CA
How about jail or juvey? T-ed
TRUSTY KRUSTY
Recently I had the great privilege
to visit a nursing home where I was
so happy. All of a sudden these old
grannies and grandpas came up to
me asking if I was the clown that was
supposed to perform there that
night. I was like, "What the fuck?"
Then I noticed that I did look like a
clown because I was wearing a col-
orful striped shirt and some big-ass
red pants. Are old people trying to
tell us skaters something or what?
Clown
Fargo, ND
No, you look like all the rest. T-ed
that in my sleep. In fact, I sleep back-
wards! I'm so backwards, I eat
through my ass. My wheels are so
small I need a magnifying glass to
rotate them and my pants are so big
you could fit a whole family of
Ethiopians in them and still have
room for a Ford Pinto. But of
course they have to be that big so I
can fit my dick in them. Let's not
even get started about Pumas. I've
even mastered the art of pissing
backwards!
Ben Lancaster
Westminster, CO
The party's over, it's time to come
down. T-ed
DOUBLE HEADER
We are two skater-worshiping
women from a small town with a
population of about six skaters.
Basically, we're sick of these six and
are hungry for more. When catching
a glimpse of your oh-so-sacred mag-
azine, we see that there are so many
fine skaters out there and we want
you all. The orgasmic pictures in
your magazine provide us with hours
of the absolute in sexual fantasies.
So, please tell us where we can find
all of you divine things because the
staple gun is waiting and the whip
cream is getting old.
I and A
Genesee, PA
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