FEATURING IVAN, RICKY, ROBBIE, MIKE, HAM RYAN
4TH
Tip all plates, slates and cabbage-filled
crates to Thrasher, c/o Mail Drop,
PO Box 884570, SF, CA 94188-4570.
JOCK TALK
Greetings all you no-life fuck-ups.
As a concerned member of this
society, we would like to let all the
skater-fags out there know that if
any person labeled as a "jock"
were to take up skating, he/she
would easily become a top
skater-fag in the matter of a few
months. This view stems form
these facts: 1. Skater-fags have
no coordination. 2. They have
no brain cells left from doing so
many drugs. 3. They never know
the meaning of work. 4. They
suck and they suck one another.
If skaters were good enough at
anything, they would become jocks.
But since they can't, they become
outcasts and bust on everything
they could never do if their sorry-ass
lives depended on it. This brings us
to one conclusion: all skater-fags line
up to suck the dick. I'm sure you're
all used to it now.
T&D
Traverse City, MI
We choke on small bones. Ted
HOT ROD
I'm writing in defense of Simon
Woodstock and the picture of him in
the May issue. I'm stoked that Simon
has the balls to let a naked picture
of himself run in a magazine with
such a large distribution. And to Lori
Lowder who was complaining in
the August issue, not only is Simon
good-looking, he has a great sense
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of humor and a warm heart. So the
next time you start to
complain about some-
one's penis, remember
it's not the tool, it's
the mechanic.
Katie Coons
San Jose, CA
BRAIN DUANE
Dear Duane Peters,
where do you get off
making fun of Tony
Hawk and his dad?
Frank Hawk probably
skates better than you.
I don't see you doing
no 360° kickflip mute
grabs and what's up
with those invert reverts? I
haven't seen those since
THRASHER HIG
GOODBYE FINGERS
I think Thrasher should have at
firework order line so that all the
pyrotechnic skaters can order fire-
works. Just think, it would also give
your mag a good name. Everyone
would buy it.
Jimmy McGrath
Prospect, CT
We do, just get on the phone and
dial 1-800-KAA-BOOM. T-ed
DEAD JOCKEY
Support your local
musicians, go to a rave
and kill the DJ.
Philip
Okmulgee, OK
SKULL SQUAD
I come from a time
when wheels were fat,
The Beastie Boys were
a joke and the flyest
skate sneakers were
black and blue Air
Jordans. How things
change. Anyway, this
punk named Luke stole
my deck in 1988 and I
ain't seen a Thrasher since.
The last one I bought had
Danzig on the cover. Is that issue
worth anything? Does anybody out
there want it?
Cute as a button.
Lil' Corey O'Brien
clay wheels. Leave skating to people
who don't need a cane to walk
with, you thirty-two year old pool
skating piece of shit. Build a ramp or
something, pools are for water.
Remy Stratton rips your ass. We
respect anyone who skates, except
for people like you because you
make my sister look rad.
Jason Cornelius
Brandt Van Boeing
Grand Island, NE
B Tupper
Baton Rouge, LA
Maybe his mom. Ted
RED HANDED
I have but one simple question. If
you masturbate against your will, is
it rape?
Chanda Alltop
Lakeview, OK
Did Remy ever loop a full pipe? T-ed Only if fluids are exchanged. T-ed
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