TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE
Abr
Petersen
rested and our boards
would be confiscated.
One of my friends said.
"Why? There's no one
around here." After
that we skated on and
grabbed four of my
friends. There were
twenty of us. While
she followed us and
they were getting
put into the paddy
wagon, my friend
Jeff and I went to her
car where she was
sitting and pissed on
her hub caps and
hood. We got our
boards taken away
and had to spend the
night in jail.
Dirk S.
Scottsdale, AZ
One cop vs. twenty
skaters? T-ed
EARLY BIRD
To Grandpa Smurf in the
February issue: How dare you
criticize those whose talent obvi-
ously far surpasses yours!
Everybody started out doing
acid drops and bonelesses at
one time or another. And I think
that includes you, asshole!
X-mas
candy
from
Nick
Wright,
Palo
Alto, CA.
Bil
Team Stupendous, MT
My first tricks were impossibles and
miracles. T-ed
Kelly
Cragos,
Rapid City, SD.
BARB WIRE
In response to Barb Moyer of
Warminster, PA: Sanity begins
when censorship ends. Censorship
stops the free flow of ideas no mat-
ter how bad or good those ideas
are. Zero-Two prints the truth that
animals are brutally and inhumane-
ly slaughtered for the taste of their
flesh. How do you know animals
have no soul? They feel
pain. Do you promote sut-
fering? Are you re-
sponsible for the mur-
ders of cows, chickens.
pigs, lamb and what-
ever other animals you
use? In this modern
age, do you really
think it's necessary to
continue with this
bloody trend? Blood-
shed is a barbaric and
savage way to pro-
gress, whether it be
in God's eyes forgiv-
ing sin, or war, or in our
own food choices. It
may be true that one
day, every knee will
bow in His presence.
true. And maybe we will all
be judged before Budda or
Jah or Satan. No one knows
what is going to happen. The
Bible could be an indication,
along with many other holy
books, but what is real here on
earth is death and suffering.
Don't you think kids should
know what's going on? I think
they have a right.
Ed Templeton
DEAR PRUDENCE
My boyfriend needs help! He's
twenty-two and afraid to grow up. I
try to tell him that the fifteen-year-
olds he's skating with are losers.
Maybe he's too insecure with his old
school tricks to skate with people
his age. I keep telling him he
won't learn the new stuff with
those kids. Please tell him to
grow up, take care of our two
kids and find some friends with pubic
hair. Oh, and buy me a ring.
Married to a Kid
Milwaukee, Wi
It must be a hearing problem. T-ed
BAY WATCH
In the November 1992 issue, top
left page 83. surfers are not pussies.
Iskate, surf and snowboard. Surfing
is harder and it takes just as much
guts to drop in on a ten-foot wave
as it does to drop in on a ten-foot
pipe. Do skaters have sharks?
A Little Pussy Surfer
Long Island, NY
Haven't you ever heard of pool
sharks? T-ed
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