EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE
JASON LEE
THUNDER TRUCKS
HU
RUCK
Flush all logs, frogs
and Sears catalogs
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94188-4570.
HEAD SHOT
In your January
'93 issue, in Con-
tents, you wrote
for The Skaters
article on page
52: "Crack open
Josh Beagle's
head and look inside the brain of a
prevalent non-EMB pro." Well, I have
one simple question, "What brain?"
Confused
Central, SC
SMART ASS
I am a skateboarder who's prob-
lems started a little over a month
ago. While unloading books into my
locker, my friend noticed a math
book, which read in big fat letters,
CALCULUS. He was shocked and
he said to me, "I'm only in Algebra 1.
That was that for about a week..
Then, when I went skating, all my
friends would say I was a school
boy. Now, whenever I don't want to
go skating, for whatever reason, they
say it's because I want to study. Well,
they decided they were going to tell
all the chicks at school that I was a
nerd. Well, this is when the cards
turned in my favor. I told them to go
right ahead because in my own little
conscience I was constructing a
plan. When they told the babes I was
a nerd, they all replied, "Well, I guess
we're nerds too, because we have all
of our classes with this guy." Well
now I've gone from a smart skater
to the smart skater with all the chicks.
Dick
I owe it all to education.
My Town, USA
Then what is an independent vari
able trinomial? Ted
ALL TUNA
T-ed, you better
uh
I think
I love,
Slamming
hard.
Timo Huhtala,
Finland.
watch your slan-
derous mouth. In
the February '93
Mail Drop, you
responded to the
"Suicide Pact let
ter by saying that
GG Allin is cur
rently married with
three kids and deliv-
ers pizza in Altoona,
PA. This is a lie. GG is in jail in
the Midwest and should be out
on parole this year. I heard.
from other sources that he got
drunk one night and married
somebody, but I know damn
well that he isn't delivering
pizza in Altoona with three
kids. GG hates kids and I
have serious doubts that he
is even legally allowed to drive. I
called the operator information line in
Altoona and according to them, there
is no Allin living there. Get your
facts straight man. I'm a hardcore
GG fan and know what he stands for,
so watch out T-ed or your imagina-
tion is going to get you into trouble.
David S. Gingold
Dover, MA
CAP GUN
T-ed, I am one bored skater sitting
here in class. I tried to go to sleep,
but I got yelled at, so I decided to ask
you my question since you are the
biggest wise ass I can think of. Every
skater has heard the expression,
"Skate or die," as a car full of jocks
drive by. I want to know what the
most killer reply would be to that,
because "Fuck you," is getting old.
A Wiseass
Jockville, NV
Try, "I already did." T-ed
T
WITCH HUNT
T-ed has signed GG Allin's death
warrant. If that human dog turd real-
ly is living here in Altoona, I invite all
other self-respecting. Blair county
skaters, punks and bored losers to
join me and purge our home of this
cruel joke who dares think himself an
innovative musician. I thought I saw
some queer pinching a loaf in the
corner at the last Dead Reckoning
gig and now I know who it was. GG,
you asshole, if you are reading this,
your days are numbered!
Opt
The Orc Den
Williamsburg, PA
I had diarrhea. Ted
LADY BACON
Yesterday, while
my friends and
I were in front
of a dance.
out in the
street, a pig
showed up.
Supposedly,
she was there
to patrol the
dance. She
told us if we
didn't get off
the street, we
would be ar-
hotter than ice
colder than
hell
take a
trip to
the
Icelandic
Fjords
and get the new album from
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