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Spell it out to Uncle Burl, 1303
Underwood Ave, SF, CA 94124.
GIRL TROUBLE
I have this girl, you see.
Her name is Udy, that's pro-
nounced "ooo dee." Any-
way, I love her a lot and
she really cares about me
too. She wants me to stop
skating because of all my
injuries. She thinks I'm
going to get hurt real bad. I
really love her and I also
love to skate. If I don't stop.
she says she'll leave me.
Dinky
Houston, TX
IN
Hey Dink, just remember, when it comes right
down to it, life is too short to let other people tell
you how to live it.
NEGATIVE VERT
Can a good street skater get a sponsor if he sucks
on ramps?
Don't Know
Round Rock, TX
The odds are pretty good, just look around.
Uncle Burly
IDOL GOSSIP
I started skating to fit in with two people 1 idolize.
Crab C and Tooth. But all they do is make fun of me
until I cry. I just want to be accepted, but these guys
make it tough on a kid like me. What should I do?
Nate Wallace
Portage, IN
Many skaters have learned about life and skating
by being heckled. Some of the best have used
that negative energy and focused it on skating.
EMB.....
pat
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½ cup cottage cheese
4 tablespoons lemon juice
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-5 tbs. Louisiana tabasco souce
-salt to taste
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