THERAPY?
Nurse
The new album.
Featuring the bodyhit singles:
Teethgrinder &
Nausea
New albums from Hammerbox, Mon-
ster Magnet, Paw and Damn The
Machine coming soon!
would look nicer, people might not
think of it as such a bad thing and
would probably consider it for an
Olympics sport. If skateboard parks
are closed because of accidents.
and insurance companies and peo-
ple suing them, maybe they could
have stayed open with stronger.
rules. They should have made safe-
ty equipment mandatory and had
more supervision.
If skaters could clean up their
appearance and skateboard parks.
could be reopened, there would
more of a chance for the average
person to try the sport.
As it is, there are
many people
who already
like skate-p
boarding and
would want to j
be in the ulti-
Skate
CATHE
BRAIN....
mate challenge, which is competing
for the gold medal in the Olympics.
skating, get about four feet from
them and jet your board right into
their ankles. We all know how bad
that hurts. While they're jumping.
around with foot in hand, crack them
in the head with something hard,
wallet chains work well. Grab your
skate and take off like it never hap-
pened, smooth as Rico Suave.
Bleached Hair and Bad Ideas
Phoenix, AZ
Good luck. You'll need it. T-ed
HEAD JOB
Michael
Erik T. Brown
Running Springs, CA
The Olympics are for jocks,
McDonalds and coaches. T-ed
Qualheim.
Manteca, CA.
BOTTOM LINE
One night I was in my
room thinking I want an
earring because a lot
of my friends have
one and they look
really cool. So I
decided to pierce my
ear. I wore my earring
for about five days
until my dad noticed
and said if I don't
take it out he's going
to rip it out himself.
Should I quit skating?
Earringless
Philipsburg, PA
What does skating have to do with
My poem: I skate. I suck. And I earrings? T-ed
don't give a fuck.
I'll drink to that. T-ed
GREED INDEED
Flatboy
Kent, Ohio
This letter is to all the skaters who
have had their boards nicked. Well,
it was me! I am doing this because I
need 25,000 wheels, 76,000,000
trucks and 100.000.000 decks
before I'll be the only skater in the
world with a good skateboard and
then nobody will be able to compete
with me and I will rule the world.
Australia
With 100,000,000 boards, you'd
need 400,000,000 wheels. T-ed
ANKLE CHOP
SPARE TIME
I am writing about a drawing in the
Dec. '92 issue. It was in Mail Drop.
on page 8, by Damian Zuch. Pretty
original! Granted it was a cool pic-
ture, but the tongue looks a lot like a
photograph in the Photograffiti sec-
tion of the Sept. 92 issue, page 79.
This was a big sculpture with
skaters riding it. Make the compari-
son and you'll see.
Mr. Observant
Warren, RI
If you're so smart, how come you
didn't notice it was Damian skating
in Photograffiti? T-ed
BREAST LIST
In regards to South Paw in the
December issue, I just don't want
you to feel bad. I knew a lady with
one tit and it had an out of order
sign on it. Just kidding, but I am a
one-legged skater.
In response to all you little girls
who keep getting your ass kicked
because you skate: quit crying and
use your head for something
besides keeping your shoulders
from hitting the ground when you
bail. The next time some faggot-ass
prep pigskin player gives you shit for Ride on. T-ed
Q-ball
Berryville, VA
T
Chris Fissel performs a switchfoot heelflip for the
new deal as he prepares to step into the circle
deal
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