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PANTALOON PATROL
If the boards keep getting smaller
and our pants keep getting bigger,
pretty soon we're not going to be
able to see our boards.
Erik Keyster
Tremont, IL
Big pants work like parachutes on
lengthy gap fights, so they will only
get bigger. T-ed
SLANG SQUAD
Lately, I've noticed all this shit
about what's in and what's hype.
Sure small wheels and double pres-
sure flips to nose bluntslides may be
cool, but if you were walking through
a super redneck town like mine and
you saw this dude on a twelve-foot
ramp with 67mm T-bones, no nose
and rails, you would think that he's
the raddest dude
you had ever
seen. Trust me.
That shit isn't
"out," it's just
harder to find.
Crapola stuff like
rollerblades and skiing
is "out" even though it
was never "in" for us. So think
our huge collection of
Thrashers from this decade, String
decided he was going to become a
new school skater. Just because he
can't ollie, he has not given up trying
to reach his goal. He has perfected
the double ollie kickflip carpet slam,
the 360° ollie shin crack and the five
stair nollie ankle twist. We live in a
poopville town because we go to
college here, but the String is still
attacking the concrete with a charge
reminiscent of a nine-volt battery. I
just want to warn all you skaters out
there that the String left us recently
for bigger and better things. He is
somewhere out there and is proba-
bly flinging himself off something big
near where you live. If you see him,
be careful because he is String, the
man with a dream. He wants to
show everyone what new school
really means.
Disney's Goofy
gets off on a
twice next time you call some dude
Dixie cup
Dover and Goose
Poopville, ID
BRONCO BILLY
If everyone is naked
under their clothes,
then what am I if
I'm a nudist on
acid riding a tri-
cycle down the
left side of a
soup bowl full of
warm Jello, giving
a fag just because he's riding 80mm Ed McMahon a piggyback ride?
wheels or because he's trying to pul
a nose wheelie or something.
Kaylee "Oatmeal Tejeda
Hicktown, NM
I hear 80mm wheels are the next
big thing. T-ed
ACID RAIN
String is crazy. He loves to acid
drop everything. When we skate, he
looks at dumpsters, loading docks
and even trees with this deranged
stare. Before we know it, he is
throwing himself off high objects like
a lemming. Recently, after looking at
All Fucked-up
Austin, TX
You're a tripping kid in his birthday
suit that has a sweet tooth and is
hella buff. T-ed
FREE DUMB
Skateboarding is getting a bad
name, but I would rather see it
become an Olympic sport. Most
skateboarders ignore proper safety
equipment, and wear clothing that is
distasteful to the older generation
and might have a bad influence on
the younger kids. If skateboarders
Steve
Berra
Televisio
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