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BURGER KING
I know you receive many letters
from people saying vert is dead or
alive. Well, here is one more. In my
horny demented small mind, I com-
pare vert to Elvis Presley. Some
people say Elvis is dead and some
say that he is alive. Some people
see him in small towns throughout
the Midwest. Many old-styled people
like his music. Many new musicians
base their style on his. Some people
wil always hate him. Even if Elvis is
dead, which I think he is, his music
is still enjoyed by many. Live long
with a hard schlong.
Noah "Scooby Dardano
Nippletown, NY
TUG BOAT
As is my monthly.
habit, I skimmed
all through my
younger brother's
magazine to see if
there were any
good band reviews
in it. I happened to
read the Mail Drop.
section and a letter i
from a boy who is "into
masturbating." My advice to
the kid is don't do a damn thing
your sister says. If she has such a
hang-up about a perfectly natural
bodily function, then she is the one
with the serious problem. I'm a self-
professed champion of the Pud-
Pulling Olympics, and I don't regret
it at all. It is, in fact, one of the safest
sexual
practices
around. You
don't get any
body pregnant, you
don't catch or trans-
mit any festering
sores and you don't
have to deal with slimy con-
doms. All you do is wipe up.
Herr Jizzlobber
I use a sock T-ed
HIP FLIP
To Leigh Peterson, who wrote a
letter in the October '92 issue of
Thrasher. Why don't you wake up
and take a look into your past, when
you were doing acid drops off your
front doorstep, or boneless in the
driveway? That was what made you
the disgrace you are today. You
think you are such a hotshot
because 101 took your skinny ass
on. You sicken me. You walk a very
thin line, Mr. Peterson. You'd better
cross it lightly and hope we don't
cross paths ever. The only changes
that need to be made in this "old
school skate world" is little punks
like you. Take your cheese swirls
and stick 'om
Grandpa Smurf
Team Smurf
Lynnwood, WA
And there's a neato picture of
him in on page 49. T-ed
SCAREDY CAT
Today was cool. I
called Andy and he
wasn't home. Then I
called my friend
Brennon and he wasn't
home either. I called everyone
I knew and they weren't
home. I sat and pondered a
moment before I realized
that the Zodiac killer
was picking off my
friends at random. I am
mailing this at the airport and I
can not tell you were I am flying to.
But that bastard Zodiac is out there.
Someone call Dirty Harry.
Small Town Disorder
Jon Cannon
You can run but you can't hide. T-ed
Burton
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