skaters setting up
and then wave his
blasted through
backpedalled
skater and he
behind. Grog
bite. He enjoyed the
Grog picked his nose as he relaxed in his bath of Pepto-Bismol, blueberry yogurt and boiling water.
He thought to himself, "I'm bored, I need something new to do." Just then he heard a particularly
interesting noise. He curiously peeked out of his window to find two
a launch in his frontyard. He then watched one do a shifty off the ramp
arms like he was losing his balance The skater flew towards Grog and
his window. Glass flying, the skater sideswiped Grog and they both
across the room, ending up in the bathwater. The hot water scalded the
screamed and turned tail for the door, leaving his Fashion is board
looked down at the deck, picked it up, sniffed it and for
took a
don't know
what to he
Skaters
taste. "MMMMM, Canadian Maple!" He said as low a
rest. PJ & Chris Coté, Lake Elsinore, California
sorry bum lay stretched across the very
everyday. His left hand clutched a
empty. On the ground beside him
Karen Walters' face suddenly
"This poor individual eeked
Lendel Street for as long as
Karen droned on, "Many,
He is now, but a memory
"John was killed for the
morning. You'll never
-Pat
Whitmarsh,
bum
wear
conquests and 1
Wear your scal
quickly finished the
Up on the screen, that
sidewalk he traversed
battered tin cup-quite
resided a small pile of pencils.
imposed itself on the screen.
out his existence selling pencils on
any of us can remember," she whined.
may remember his call of 'pencil? Pencil?'
Another victim of that killer emotion-greed.
meager earnings in this little tin cup early this
hear his plaintive call, 'pencil, pencil?' again."
Willows, California
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